Misumi Ikaruga/SHI★NO★BI Misadventuring

Role Study 【Yoshimaru】

Backstage Stories

Part 1

Izumi	Thank you very much for accompanying me out shopping, you two.
Itaru	You’re welcome.
Tsumugi	I’ll help carry your bags any time, so please don’t hesitate to ask me.
Izumi	We were able to buy lots of ingredients thanks to you two, so today I’ll make curry with plenty of vegetab—.
Misumi	*Whoosh*!
Itaru	!?
Tsumugi	Wahh!?
Misumi	Ah, it’s Director-san, Tsumugi and Itaru~.
	Welcome ho~me.
Izumi	T-that surprised me.
	Where did you come from…
Tsumugi	Your reflexes are as amazing as ever, huh?
	You’re really like a ninja.
Itaru	Can’t you seriously use ninja arts?
	With that speed, it seems like you could master a teleportation jutsu or something.
Misumi	Teleportation~?
Tsumugi	Ahaha, that’s true.
	It fits perfectly with the ninja theme of Summer troupe’s next play, so—.
	The audience might enjoy it if you can stage it so it really looks like you’re teleporting on stage.
Izumi	That sounds interesting, right!
Misumi	That might work~!
	I’ll try teleporting~!
Itaru	Is it really that easy do to…?
Tenma	…So then, you say you’re going to teleport now?
Misumi	Yeah! I’ll throw this triangle now and telepo~rt to where it falls!
Muku	You’ll teleport?
Kumon	For real!?
Yuki	Does that count as teleportation?
Kazunari	Ayy, but with Sumi’s physical abilities, it really feels like he’ll be able to warp or teleport, right!
Tenma	That’s true, if it’s Misumi’s movement speed, it’ll look like he moved instantaneously but…
Misumi	Alright, here I go~!
	“Ninja arts, Triangle Teleportation Jutsu”!
	*Whoosh*!
Tenma	!
Misumi	Triangle—!
Kumon	Holy cow! So cool!
Muku	Amazing… It really looked like he disappeared!
Misumi	Ehehe~.
	Then, Kazu, you throw the triangle this time~!
Kazunari	Is it ok if I toss it?
	‘Kay then, here goes!
	*throws*
Misumi	—!
Kumon	He moved again in a flash!
Tenma	You wouldn’t think that’s capable for a human being…
Yuki	That's the reflex demon for you.
Misumi	Triangle!
Omi	Oof, that gave me a start.
Misumi	I tried teleporting to where the triangle is~!
Omi	Haha, oh, so you teleported to where the sandwiches are, huh?
Misumi	*Whoosh*!
Azami	Woahh!
Misumi	Ehehe~, it’s the Triangle Teleportation Jutsu ninja art~.
Azami	Ahh… it’s cause this powder puff is a triangle, right?
Kazunari	Sumi, before you know it, you’ll be able to warp directly even without throwing a triangle~!
Yuki	…Hasn’t the point of this changed?
Izumi	Alright then, let’s start today’s rehears—.
Misumi	Ahhh—!!
	*disappears*
Kazunari	Ehh!? Sumi disappeared!?
Kumon	Sumi-saaan!?
???	WOAHH!?
Muku	! That voice came from over there…
Misumi	Triangle discovered~!
Kumon	Sumi-san jumped Banri!
Banri	The hell’s this so suddenly!
Misumi	Triangle Teleportation Jutsu!
Tenma	It’s true there’s a triangle on his hoodie…
Banri	Oi, Misumi, quit clingin'!
Izumi	...Misumi-kun, you're banned from using this technique for the time being, ok?

Anna