Masumi Usui/Self-Play MAXIMUM
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| Masumi | ... |
| ...I can't roll this. | |
| So difficult... | |
| Tsuzuru | Hey, Masumi, I've been hearing clattering sounds from the corridor, what on earth are... |
| Masumi | ... |
| Tsuzuru | ...Seriously, what are you doing. |
| Masumi | I'm rolling myself with ribbon. |
| Tsuzuru | No I mean, why do you even need to roll your own body with ribbon... |
| ...Ah. It's White Day today, huh. | |
| Masumi | Yeah. It's the return gift for White Day. I'm giving myself to Director. |
| Tsuzuru | I think that if you give yourself to Director, she will be troubled... |
| Masumi | No way that will happen. If it's Director, she will absolutely be delighted. |
| Tsuzuru | Where did that confidence even come from. |
| Masumi | If it's me, I'd be happy to have Director as a present. |
| Tsuzuru | That's only you! |
| Masumi | I don't care anyway. Lend me a hand, Tsuzuru. |
| Tsuzuru | Alright, alright. I'll reroll it, so don't move. |
| Masumi | ...I wish this was Director. |
| Tsuzuru | Seriously, you, saying that near a person who's helping... |
| Wouldn't it be better to also buy a wrapping at the shop where you bought this ribbon? | |
| Masumi | ...! |
| Tsuzuru | No, don't make such a face! That was just a joke! |
| In the first place, you should've known that it's impossible to wrap yourself with ribbon on your own before you even do it... | |
| Masumi | I can do it because of my love for Director |
| Tsuzuru | If you can then why do you think I'm rolling right now! Geez... |
| ...Can you even go to Director alone in this state? Don't say that I should bring you to Director later. | |
| Masumi | ...! Wait. |
| Tsuzuru | Hm, what is it? Is it painful? I just have to tie the ribbon next-- |
| Masumi | It's enough. Stop wrapping. |
| Tsuzuru | Huh? But why? |
| Masumi | If you tie the ribbon and bring me to Director, it's like it was you who give the present for her. |
| Tsuzuru | ...You're so full of imagination. |
| Masumi | As I thought, there's no meaning if I don't do everything on my own. |
| Tsuzuru | Then, what will you do? |
| Masumi | Lend me your wisdom. |
| Tsuzuru | So you have no idea! Even if you say to lend you my wisdom, you'd just fracture your bones trying to do this alone... |
| Tsuzuru | A method to roll your body with ribbon on your own, huh... |
| ...How about I spread the ribbon on the floor and you roll around your body while lying down? | |
| Masumi | ...The wrapping would be loose. |
| Tsuzuru | Then, how about tying one side of the ribbon to a pillar, and you wrap yourself by turning around? |
| Masumi | ...I can't remove the ribbon from the pillar. Also, I can't tie a butterfly knot on the ribbon then. |
| Tsuzuru | You gave out too many orders when you can't even come up with a plan yourself... |
| Hmm... How about you make the butterfly knot from the beginning, and just put yourself in afterwards? | |
| Masumi | ! |
| Let's try doing that. | |
| Tsuzuru | Good grief, finally decided what to do... |
| Huh wait, where are you going? | |
| Masumi | Director will be home soon, I'll do it at the lounge. |
| I'll be the first one to give the White Day return gift for Director, so I can monopolize seeing Director's surprised face. | |
| Tsuzuru | ...Even if you don't hurry, I think you absolutely will see it anyway. |
| Masumi | ...I've made the knot. Now I just need to get inside. |
| A little bit more... Alright, it works. | |
| ...! The ribbon came apart... | |
| Not good, I'll redo it again-- | |
| Izumi | I'm back-... Huh, Masumi-kun!? What're you doing?! |
| Masumi | Director... The surprised face that I wanted to see. So cute... |
| Izumi | No no, what are you even saying at this time...! Anyway, let me just unravel first... |
| Masumi | Wait, Director. I'm just about to redo the ribbon. |
| Izumi | ...Masumi-kun, you want to redo the loose ribbon? |
| Masumi | Yeah. ...That's right, Director, you redo the ribbon instead. |
| Izumi | Pardon...? |
| Masumi | Please. |
| Izumi | I-I understand. ...Alright, is this fine? |
| Masumi | Haa... Director is wrapping me for my sake. |
| Honestly, I want to do it myself for you, but this is fine. I'm happy... | |
| Izumi | I don't really get what's going on, but I'm glad if you're happy... |
| Hey, Masumi-kun... What's up with the ribbon? | |
| Masumi | Your return gift for White day. |
| Izumi | Eh? |
| Masumi | The gift is me. |
| Izumi | Attacking with a lot of cliche parts again?! |
| Masumi | Director, the next time you unravel this ribbon, I'm giving my everything for you. |
| Izumi | No no, I feel like there are various things which are wrong about that, so I shall pass...! |
