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Revision as of 15:36, 20 June 2020

First Dream Soldier

Backstage Stories
???---Wake up.
BanriMm..
???I said wake up!
BanriHuh? Where am I?
???Did you finally woke up?
BanriHuh? Sakyo-san?
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Sage EggplantMy name is not Sakyo. I'm Sage Eggplant. Can't you see my eggplant aura?
BanriI can't see a thing. What the hell is eggplant aura, anyways?
Sage EggplantI see. You're still not trained enough but you are a chosen one. You are a direct descendant of the our great eggplant clan.
BanriWhat? I'm a descendant of an eggplant? What are you talking about?
Sage EggplantYou're wearing a magnificent eggplant-colored outfit. That's a proof that you are a descendant of great eggplant clan.
BanriHell no, It doesn't mean like that !
Sage EggplantStarting today, you will be under my training. Surpass it to become an exceptional descendant of eggplant clan.
BanriDon't ignore what I'm saying !
Sage EggplantLet's start with the training. Here, run while pulling this sack of miso. It's a good training for your legs.
BanriYou call this eggplant training? Isn't this just an old fashion way of running while while pulling a sandbag? Hey! Don't tie it on my waist !
Sage EggplantIf you're a true descendant of eggplant clan, pulling a 20 kilos or 30 kilos of miso should be easy for you.
BanriShit ! He won't even budge !
Sage EggplantStop running your mouth and start running with your feet .
BanriThere's not point continuing this conversation. Geez--- I just have to do it, right?!
Sage EggplantSeems like you finished the course.
BanriYou call it training? It's too easy for me.
Sage EggplantWell then, next.
BanriWoah ! the heck, is this a hammock?
Sage EggplantRide the hammock suspended on this tree as a part of your spiritual training. This will help you sharpen your eggplant spirit.
BanriWhat in the world is eggplant spirit?
Sage EggplantShut up and just do it.
BanriIt hurts! Don't push me! Understood! I'll just have to ride it, right ?!
Sage EggplantIf you have time to complain, hurry up and do it.
BanriTch..! This shitty geezer!
Sage EggplantThat's enough. Next training.
BanriSeriously? What the hell is this?
Sage EggplantNow, you must cut this eggplant to even sizes. Your time limit is five minutes.
BanriAre we cooking now? Why do I have to cut eggplants all of a sudden?
Sage EggplantYou have to cut the eggplant evenly so the flavors will be absorbed evenly.
BanriWhat's up with this conversation?
Sage EggplantOkay, time start.
BanriYou don't listen to anything I say, do you?
Sage EggplantYour time is 3 minutes and 3 seconds. Hmm, Not bad. These eggplants are good enough for eggplant-stir fry. Wanna try cooking it?
BanriSo I have to cook now ? !
Sage EggplantI understand. Just as I expected, you have a great potential. Does that mean you can still train more?
BanriWhat d'ya say ?!
Sage EggplantWell then, I will increase the phase of the training starting now. We will walk over the fire to reach waterfall for meditation, and then climb over a cliff.
BanriThat's not what I mean! Quit it, won’t you? How long are you even planning to make me do this?
TsuzuruEven on New Year’s Day, my parents’ house is as noisy as ever. It was tough.
TsumugiTsuzuru’s house is always fun and lively.
Banri……
KazunariHey hey, Tai-chan! Setzer’s acting weird. Did anything happened?
TaichiHe looks exhausted. What’s going on?
Ah, Sakyo-nii ! Come over here !
SakyoAah?
TaichiBan-chan is acting strange!
SakyoSettsu?
Banri……
SakyoOi ! Settsu !
BanriHuh?
SakyoFix that long face of yours. You’re ruining the New Year’s mood looking like that.
BanriSage Eggplant?
SakyoAah? What the hell are you talking about?
BanriNo, It’s nothing.
SakyoI’m going out for a bit.
TaichiTake care~
KazunariHey, still too early to be tired, y’ know.
BanriI'm not tired at all.
KazunariMost of us went back to our fams for New Year. it’s been a long time since we gathered like this. Let’s share some year-end hot news!
TaichiMe! Me! I don’t know if you can call it a good news but my first dream is super weird!
TsuzuruA weird dream?
TaichiAn eggplant descendant showed up and forced me to wear eggplant-colored clothes!
BanriHuh?! descendant of eggplant?
KazunariWait up! Same here . It showed up in my dream~!
HomareOoh ! What a coincidence ! It showed up in my dream too.
JuzaSame here.
TsuzuruWait, wait? So everyone had the same dream?
TsumugiActually, me too.
TsuzuruEhh? Tsumugi too?
KazunariTsuzuroon, you didn’t saw it your dreams?
TsuzuruI didn’t. Moreover, is it even possible?
KazunariWait, listen up everyone ! Aren't y'all curious who's that eggplant descendant? If you think about he kinda resembles....
Everyone……
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BanriWhat now? Why are you staring at me like that ? !
TaichiNothing~ I just thought that descendant of eggplant looks a lot like Ban-chan.
JuzaDon’t just appear in people’s dream without permission.
BanriTch… The heck would I be that eggplant descendant?
TaichiBy the way, Ban-chan, did you have your first dream?
BanriDon’t really care.
TaichiEhh? I’m curious.
KazunariHis reacs’ kinda suspicious just now.
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OmiDinner is ready, everyone ~
HomareThis spicy smell…
TsuzuruCould it be–
KazunariIt’s Marbo eggplant !
OmiActually, an eggplant descendant showed up in my dream. So, I thought of cooking an eggplant dish.
BanriSeriously?
TaichiSo everyone did have the same dream.
HomareI can’t believe such mysterious thing would happen to us first thing in the year.
JuzaYeah.
OmiDid something happened?
TaichiEven now eggplants keep on showing up. Aah, but it looks delicious. The eggplant is evenly cut into pieces and it's super flavorful.
BanriGimme a break.


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