Training Camp Backstage/Infiltration Boys' Night!

Infiltration Boys' Night!

Tsuzuru	We’re really going, huh…
Taichi	You know it. This is a serious mission…!
	*flashback starts*
Tsuzuru	A wake-up prank…?
Taichi	Like those you see all the time on TV and stuff?
Kamo	Yes! We told you beforehand that we’re going to be selling cards that will allow you to view bonus footage when this hits the shelves…
	So I’d like for you two to help us film some.
	We thought we’d be able to get better footage of everyone’s genuine reactions if we asked you two, as opposed to the staff members, since you’re from the same troupe.
	Can I count on you guys?
Taichi	Sounds fun to me! We’d love to do it!
	Right, Tsuzuru-kun!
Tsuzuru	S-sure… If you’re okay with me.
Kamo	Thank you so much!
	We’ll be anticipating some super rare footage!
	*flashback ends*
Tsuzuru	We went with the flow and accepted. But will this be okay…
Taichi	We’re just gonna sneak in secretly and record them waking up!
Tsuzuru	You’re really into this, huh, Taichi?
Taichi	I’ve always wanted to try a wake-up prank at least once~!
	I can’t wait to see what kinda reactions everyone will have!
	The earliest riser in the members we have here is Tasuku-san, right!
Tsuzuru	Yeah, I’ve seen Takato-san go running several times at dawn after he was up all night doing scenario work.
Taichi	If we don’t go quick, then he might wake up!
Tsuzuru	Alright. Let’s go film, starting with Takato-san.
	*door opens*
	…It looks like both Takato-san and Tenma are still asleep.
Taichi	First, we’ll sneak up on him.
Tasuku	Zzz… zzz…
Taichi	…There’s no reaction even when we flip the futon.
Tsuzuru	Good mooorning.
Tasuku	Zzz… zzz…
Tsuzuru	He doesn’t flinch…
Taichi	TASUKU-SAAAN, IT’S MORNING—————!!!
Tsuzuru	Takato-san!
Tasuku	Zzz… zzz…
Taichi	He’s not waking up AT ALL…
Tsuzuru	How deep is his sleep…
Tenma	…Mm?
Tsuzuru	Crap, Tenma’s up!
Taichi	Tsuzuru-kun, pull this!
Tsuzuru	Eh, the blanket…?
	*pulls*
Taichi	RISE AND SHINE~!!!
Tenma	Hmm…?
	…U-U-UWAAAAAAH!!!???
Taichi	Ahaha, nice reaction, Ten-chan!
Tsuzuru	I got it perfectly on video too.
Tenma	…OI! I wondered what was up and it’s a wake-up prank…!
	We’re gonna get an no-go from my office for that just now, so film it again.
Taichi	EHH! That defeats the point of the prank~!
Tsuzuru	Hey, guys…
Tasuku	Zzz… zzz…
Tsuzuru	…Not even such a huge commotion woke Tasuku-san.
Taichi	At this level, I’m worried if he’s even breathing…
Tsuzuru	Maybe his body is ingrained with his morning routine.
Taichi	Tasuku-san’s internal clock is nothing to scoff at!
	*door opens*
Tsuzuru	Next up are Azami and Arisugawa-san.
Taichi	Both of them are still fast asleep, just like when I left earlier.
Tsuzuru	Looks like it. Should we flip their futons first?
Taichi	Pfft, pff…! W-what’s with Homare-san’s position…!
Tsuzuru	I-it’s just like Tutankhamun…!
Azami	…Oi.
Tsuzuru	…Ah, crap. He woke up!
Azami	What time do you think it is right now?
Taichi	H-hey now!
	They say that getting up early will improve your mind and body…!
Azami	Well it ain’t good for the health of your skin! There’s a limit to how early you get up, y’know!
	‘Sides, you always hafta get a good night’s sleep and blah, blah, blah!!
Taichi	I-I’m so sorry!
	*door opens*
	A-A-chan sure was scary…
Tsuzuru	He was in a ridiculously bad mood when he woke up…
	…So next is Chikage-san?
Taichi	Come to think of it, I don’t think I’ve ever seen Chikage-san sleeping before?
Tsuzuru	Well, I haven’t seen it much either…
	He was under the covers when I left the room, so he should probably still be there.
Taichi	The futon’s full, so I bet he fell asleep without noticing…!
	Like this… maybe we’ll get some super valuable footage…!
Chikage	Hm, I wonder what kind of priceless footage it’ll be?
Tsuzuru	H-huh!?
Taichi	Then, under the covers is…!?
Tsuzuru	Rolled up towels…!?
Chikage	I was awake when Tsuzuru went out.
	Apologies that you couldn’t get any valuable footage?
Taichi	Urrghh…
	A-as expected of Chikage-san…
Tsuzuru	You really can’t beat this guy…

Anna