Kumon Hyodo/Boom and Big Ball☆Starmine

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Radio Variety Show Intended for Seniors

Backstage Stories
KumonI’m home—!
AzamiHaaah, so tired.....
MukuWelcome home, where have you two been?
KumonThe shopping centers gate ball[1]tournament!
MukuEh, gate ball?
KumonTo tell you the truth.....
[Flashback]
KumonOh, the fan letters are all sorted! The ones addressed to 6NATZ are, hm….in this box!
There’s so many letters that are decorated with cute envelopes and seals, just looking at them makes me feel super stoked—!
I guess it’s ‘cuz there’s so many fans that are around the same age as us, right?
IzumiAh, Kumon-kun. Perfect timing. It’s been decided that you’ll be appearing on a radio variety show!
KumonEh, I’ll be on the radio!? What kinda variety show?
IzumiIt’s a really popular informational variety show intended for the elderly.
KumonEhh!? I’m going on a variety show intended for seniors even though 6NATZ’s fans are mostly students?
IzumiRight! It’s because all of you in 6NATZ are well-known young people that they want to take an approach towards a different age range.
I’ve always wanted people from all different walks of life to discover your appeals.
[Flashback Ends]
Kumon…..So, they said they reached out to me ‘cuz that variety show also shares health related information!
MukuI see, so that’s why you went to the gate ball tournament that’s so popular among grandfathers and grandmothers.
KumonYeah yeah! I’ve also heard that they have a segment where they have live phone calls with listeners’ grandpas and grandmas.
So to make sure that I’ll be able to respond accordingly to whatever I’m asked, I thought it would be best to do some research.
AzamiBut, it’s kinda weird for someone to just enter a competition like that though.
KumonAzami, thanks a bunch for tagging along!
AzamiAt first I was wonderin’ why it had to be me…
But he bought me black candy, and I was able to really relax and take a breather so I’m glad I went.
KumonI was kinda nervous ‘bout appearing on the radio by myself but, I managed to learn a bunch about gate ball—.
And once I figured out what kinda questions the grandpa’s and grandma’s will be asking, I felt like it’ll be alright!
MukuThat’s great to hear.
KumonBesides that, I feel like I’ll be able to figure things out if I do some research on the topics I was given today and look a bit into senior health.
AzamiGood luck.
MukuI’m rooting for you!
KumonThanks you two!
Personality[2]Joining us today is Kumon-kun from 6NATZ, a group very popular among middle and high school students!
KumonI’m looking forward to working with yo—u!
PersonalityI’ve heard that you are very good at giving massages, Kumon-kun. Would you happen to have any massage recommendations for our listeners?
KumonUmm, maybe a hand massage. It’s really easy to do!
PersonalityHoho, what should be done, specficially?
KumonGently apply some hand cream on your hand while warming it in your palm, then massage each finger from the base to your fingertips—.
Then massage the back of your hand between the bones, and lastly to finish, you bring your hands together and squeeze them!
PersonalityI see, that sounds like it’s fairly easy to do and feels good~!
KumonBut, you have to make sure to loosen it by gently rubbing, and that’s it! If you do more than that, then you’ll be more likely to hurt yourself.
PersonalityI see! Everyone, make sure to rub very gently when you’re massaging!
Come to think of it, from what I’ve heard you went to a gate ball tournament recently, right Kumon-kun?
KumonYes! With AKIVE’s Azami!
There was a big age gap between all of the contestants, but everyone was so into it so we ended up having hella fun too!
PersonalityAhaha, the veterans these days have such a youthful spirit~.
[Later]
PersonalityNow let’s start the live phone call segment. Today we are connected by phone to a listener who really loves flowers—radio name Kochō Ran-san.
KumonHello Kochō Ran-san~! I’m Kumon!
Kochō Ran“Hello? Hello? Oh my, I can’t hear you…..”
“Hello? …..Maybe it’s broken.”
KumonHell—o! Can you hear me now!?
Kochō Ran“Oh my, what an energetic voice! I can hear you!”
KumonThank goodness—!!
(I need to make sure to speak loud and clear!)
It’s pretty cool that you really love flowers! Which type do you raise? I’d like to see them next time ~!
Kochō Ran“Then you are more than welcome to come over next time.”
KumonAhaha, I’d really like to go! Kochō Ran-san, what is your favorite type of flower? Judging by your name, could it be moth orchids?[3]
Kochō Ran“You’re wrong, I like lilies the best!”
KumonEhh!? For real!?
PersonalityHahaha, well it seems like we’re out of time Ran-san. Thank you very much!
Kochō Ran“Already? Well I guess it can't be helped.”
Kochō Ran“Kumon-kun, you seem to be quite a polite and cute child. Let’s talk again.”
KumonYeah, let’s talk again sometime—!
PersonalityUp next for our live phone call segment, we have Shigeru-san whose hobby is shogi.[4]
KumonShigeru-san, it’s nice to meet you, my name is Kumon! Do you have something to discuss with me today….?
Shigeru“Yes. To tell you the truth, I haven’t even been able to beat my grandchild at shogi lately…..”
KumonEh, is that so!? But isn’t that a good thing?
Shigeru“Eh?"
KumonI mean like, your grandchild must’ve practiced shogi a whole bunch to put up a fight with you, Shigeru-san!
So being able to beat someone with as many decades of experience as you Shigeru-san, I think that’s pretty awesome!
Shigeru“That is true, my grandchild is such a kind child. I’m happy just playing with them, but to go as far as practicing…”
[Later]
KumonI see, they must be a really great grandchild for even going as far as visiting you and coming over to help out with stuff!
PersonalityWell then Shigeru-san, it seems like we’re out of time.
KumonShigeru-san, I hope you two keep playing shogi together forever! Send my regards to your grandchild—!
PersonalityShigeru-san, thank you very much! Next up is—.
[Later]
Personality….. And this has been our guest for today, 6NATZ’s Kumon! Thank you very much—!
KumonThank you very much!
(I had hella fun talking to all of those grandpa’s and grandma’s—!)
[Later]
KumonI’m home—.
KazunariWelcome home~! Look at this! You’re going kinda viral on SNS, Kumopi!
KumonEh, why!?
KazunariSeems like you suddenly gained popularity among the elderly.
Stuff like, “My grandma has become a fan of Kumon’s!” and “I was so surprised when I heard my grandpa talking about Kumon!”
KumonYou’re right!
Ah this one says, “It was shocking to hear my grandmother talk about how cute and grandchild-like he is.” …..!
Could this all be the work of the radio!?
KazunariSeems like it!
KumonI’m so happy that the grandpa and grandma listeners received it well!
I’m super glad that I appeared on that show!


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Notes

  1. Gate ball is a mallet team sport inspired by croquet
  2. A radio personality is a person who has an on-air position in radio broadcasting, i.e, a radio host
  3. 胡蝶蘭 (こちょうらん) Kochō Ran are literally moth orchids
  4. 将棋 (しょうぎ) Shogi is a type of Japanese chess