Kumon Hyodo/Boom and Big Ball☆Starmine
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Radio Variety Show Intended for Seniors
Backstage Stories
| Kumon | I’m home—! |
| Azami | Haaah, so tired..... |
| Muku | Welcome home, where have you two been? |
| Kumon | The shopping centers gate ball[1]tournament! |
| Muku | Eh, gate ball? |
| Kumon | To tell you the truth..... |
| [Flashback] | |
| Kumon | Oh, the fan letters are all sorted! The ones addressed to 6NATZ are, hm….in this box! |
| There’s so many letters that are decorated with cute envelopes and seals, just looking at them makes me feel super stoked—! | |
| I guess it’s ‘cuz there’s so many fans that are around the same age as us, right? | |
| Izumi | Ah, Kumon-kun. Perfect timing. It’s been decided that you’ll be appearing on a radio variety show! |
| Kumon | Eh, I’ll be on the radio!? What kinda variety show? |
| Izumi | It’s a really popular informational variety show intended for the elderly. |
| Kumon | Ehh!? I’m going on a variety show intended for seniors even though 6NATZ’s fans are mostly students? |
| Izumi | Right! It’s because all of you in 6NATZ are well-known young people that they want to take an approach towards a different age range. |
| I’ve always wanted people from all different walks of life to discover your appeals. | |
| [Flashback Ends] | |
| Kumon | …..So, they said they reached out to me ‘cuz that variety show also shares health related information! |
| Muku | I see, so that’s why you went to the gate ball tournament that’s so popular among grandfathers and grandmothers. |
| Kumon | Yeah yeah! I’ve also heard that they have a segment where they have live phone calls with listeners’ grandpas and grandmas. |
| So to make sure that I’ll be able to respond accordingly to whatever I’m asked, I thought it would be best to do some research. | |
| Azami | But, it’s kinda weird for someone to just enter a competition like that though. |
| Kumon | Azami, thanks a bunch for tagging along! |
| Azami | At first I was wonderin’ why it had to be me… |
| But he bought me black candy, and I was able to really relax and take a breather so I’m glad I went. | |
| Kumon | I was kinda nervous ‘bout appearing on the radio by myself but, I managed to learn a bunch about gate ball—. |
| And once I figured out what kinda questions the grandpa’s and grandma’s will be asking, I felt like it’ll be alright! | |
| Muku | That’s great to hear. |
| Kumon | Besides that, I feel like I’ll be able to figure things out if I do some research on the topics I was given today and look a bit into senior health. |
| Azami | Good luck. |
| Muku | I’m rooting for you! |
| Kumon | Thanks you two! |
| Personality[2] | Joining us today is Kumon-kun from 6NATZ, a group very popular among middle and high school students! |
| Kumon | I’m looking forward to working with yo—u! |
| Personality | I’ve heard that you are very good at giving massages, Kumon-kun. Would you happen to have any massage recommendations for our listeners? |
| Kumon | Umm, maybe a hand massage. It’s really easy to do! |
| Personality | Hoho, what should be done, specficially? |
| Kumon | Gently apply some hand cream on your hand while warming it in your palm, then massage each finger from the base to your fingertips—. |
| Then massage the back of your hand between the bones, and lastly to finish, you bring your hands together and squeeze them! | |
| Personality | I see, that sounds like it’s fairly easy to do and feels good~! |
| Kumon | But, you have to make sure to loosen it by gently rubbing, and that’s it! If you do more than that, then you’ll be more likely to hurt yourself. |
| Personality | I see! Everyone, make sure to rub very gently when you’re massaging! |
| Come to think of it, from what I’ve heard you went to a gate ball tournament recently, right Kumon-kun? | |
| Kumon | Yes! With AKIVE’s Azami! |
| There was a big age gap between all of the contestants, but everyone was so into it so we ended up having hella fun too! | |
| Personality | Ahaha, the veterans these days have such a youthful spirit~. |
| [Later] | |
| Personality | Now let’s start the live phone call segment. Today we are connected by phone to a listener who really loves flowers—radio name Kochō Ran-san. |
| Kumon | Hello Kochō Ran-san~! I’m Kumon! |
| Kochō Ran | “Hello? Hello? Oh my, I can’t hear you…..” |
| “Hello? …..Maybe it’s broken.” | |
| Kumon | Hell—o! Can you hear me now!? |
| Kochō Ran | “Oh my, what an energetic voice! I can hear you!” |
| Kumon | Thank goodness—!! |
| (I need to make sure to speak loud and clear!) | |
| It’s pretty cool that you really love flowers! Which type do you raise? I’d like to see them next time ~! | |
| Kochō Ran | “Then you are more than welcome to come over next time.” |
| Kumon | Ahaha, I’d really like to go! Kochō Ran-san, what is your favorite type of flower? Judging by your name, could it be moth orchids?[3] |
| Kochō Ran | “You’re wrong, I like lilies the best!” |
| Kumon | Ehh!? For real!? |
| Personality | Hahaha, well it seems like we’re out of time Ran-san. Thank you very much! |
| Kochō Ran | “Already? Well I guess it can't be helped.” |
| Kochō Ran | “Kumon-kun, you seem to be quite a polite and cute child. Let’s talk again.” |
| Kumon | Yeah, let’s talk again sometime—! |
| Personality | Up next for our live phone call segment, we have Shigeru-san whose hobby is shogi.[4] |
| Kumon | Shigeru-san, it’s nice to meet you, my name is Kumon! Do you have something to discuss with me today….? |
| Shigeru | “Yes. To tell you the truth, I haven’t even been able to beat my grandchild at shogi lately…..” |
| Kumon | Eh, is that so!? But isn’t that a good thing? |
| Shigeru | “Eh?" |
| Kumon | I mean like, your grandchild must’ve practiced shogi a whole bunch to put up a fight with you, Shigeru-san! |
| So being able to beat someone with as many decades of experience as you Shigeru-san, I think that’s pretty awesome! | |
| Shigeru | “That is true, my grandchild is such a kind child. I’m happy just playing with them, but to go as far as practicing…” |
| [Later] | |
| Kumon | I see, they must be a really great grandchild for even going as far as visiting you and coming over to help out with stuff! |
| Personality | Well then Shigeru-san, it seems like we’re out of time. |
| Kumon | Shigeru-san, I hope you two keep playing shogi together forever! Send my regards to your grandchild—! |
| Personality | Shigeru-san, thank you very much! Next up is—. |
| [Later] | |
| Personality | ….. And this has been our guest for today, 6NATZ’s Kumon! Thank you very much—! |
| Kumon | Thank you very much! |
| (I had hella fun talking to all of those grandpa’s and grandma’s—!) | |
| [Later] | |
| Kumon | I’m home—. |
| Kazunari | Welcome home~! Look at this! You’re going kinda viral on SNS, Kumopi! |
| Kumon | Eh, why!? |
| Kazunari | Seems like you suddenly gained popularity among the elderly. |
| Stuff like, “My grandma has become a fan of Kumon’s!” and “I was so surprised when I heard my grandpa talking about Kumon!” | |
| Kumon | You’re right! |
| Ah this one says, “It was shocking to hear my grandmother talk about how cute and grandchild-like he is.” …..! | |
| Could this all be the work of the radio!? | |
| Kazunari | Seems like it! |
| Kumon | I’m so happy that the grandpa and grandma listeners received it well! |
| I’m super glad that I appeared on that show! |
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