Kazunari Miyoshi/Clergyman's Brainwashing
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Cruel Bishop's Confessional
Backstage StoriesKazunari | So this time, the bishop’s like this, huh~? |
Tsumugi | Ah, is that the profile sheet? |
Another request came from the huge chess facility, right? | |
Kazunari | Yep, yep! You played the bishop last time too, didn’t you, Tsumutsumu? |
And you were a super kind one to boot! | |
Tsumugi | Fufu, that’s right. Is the set-up the same this time? |
Kazunari | The bishop listens to people who are troubled, but he deliberately gives them bad advice this time around. |
Tsumugi | Oh, he’s supposed to be mean-spirited. |
Kazunari | So, I was wondering how I should prepare for my role. Tsumutsumu, you opened a confessional, right? |
Tsumugi | Yes. It proved very helpful. |
Why don’t you try one too, Kazu-kun | |
Kazunari | You think? Alright, I guess I’ll give it a shot! |
If you’ve got any troubles, then come talk to me, ‘kay? | |
I’ll give you super thoughtful advice! | |
Tsumugi | Thank you. But if you’re preparing for your role, then don’t you have to offer bad advice? |
I know you might feel reluctant to do so… | |
But you should steel your heart and suggest things that are a little mean. | |
Kazunari | Good point! Well then, if you wanna get bad advice, Tsumutsumu, then just come to me! |
Tsumugi | Fufu, sure thing. |
Kazunari | I’ll jot it down on the whiteboard too! |
“I’m holding a confessional in room 202 ♪ | |
By Father Kazunari Miyoshi” …And there we go ☆ | |
Tsumugi | I hope a lot of lost lambs gather. |
Kazunari | Yep, I’ll lead those lost little lambs down the wrong path~! |
*knock, knock* | |
Ah, maybe that’s a client already! | |
*door opens* | |
Juza | …Hey. |
Kazunari | What’s up, Hyodle? |
Juza | I saw you’re holdin’ a confessional. |
…Will you listen to what I have to say? | |
Kazunari | Of course! Come in, come in~. |
Juza | …Thanks. |
Kazunari | Soo, did something happen? |
Juza | The truth is… I realized I ate one of the puddings in the 3-pack Tsuzuru-san bought earlier… |
So I came here to repent. | |
Kazunari | Tsuzurun’s!? That’s yikes af, man! |
Juza | Thought so. |
I never thought that I’d actually eat Tsuzuru-san’s again either… | |
Kazunari | Eh, this is the second time? |
Juza | No, it’s the third… or… fourth? Somethin’ like that. |
Kazunari | That many!? |
Juza | Is there anythin’ I can do? |
Kazunari | Umm… |
(Normally, it’d be best to apologize directly and buy a new one for him. But considering my role study…) | |
Ah, let’s eat them all then! | |
Juza | All of them…? |
Kazunari | You heard me. Let’s eat all of them up together! |
We can also hide the evidence if we throw out the trash! | |
If that’s settled, let’s hurry to the kitchen! | |
Juza | Okay…? |
Kazunari | *Nom, nom, nom*… Sweet, all done! |
C’mon, Hyodle. Hurry up and scarf them down! | |
Juza | I wanna savour it a lil more though… |
Kazunari | I get how you feel, but it’d be bad news if Tsuzurun finds us here! |
Juza | …By the way, is doin’ this really alright? |
Kazunari | Don’t worry about it. We won’t get caught if we eat them all! |
Throw out the garbage once you’re done munching, alright? | |
Juza | …I’m done. |
Kazunari | Cool, that’s all for the evidence disposal! |
*door opens* | |
Tsuzuru | Oh, Miyoshi-san and Juza are here too? |
Juza | …! |
Kazunari | We felt a little thirsty~. How ‘bout you, Tsuzurun? |
Tsuzuru | I was going to drink some water too. |
*opens fridge* | |
…Huh? | |
Kazunari | Hm? What’s up, Tsuzurun? |
Tsuzuru | It’s just—my pudding’s gone. |
Juza | ……… |
Kazunari | Eh, really? What sorta pudding? |
Tsuzuru | They were a three-in-one pack… |
I swear I put them around here. That’s weird. | |
Juza | …Y’see, Tsuzuru-san… |
Tsuzuru | But that’s just perfect. |
Juza | Eh? |
Kazunari | Perfect…? |
(Tsuzurun got so pissed when I did it… how come!?) | |
Tsuzuru | Truthfully, that pudding was close to expiring and I was wondering whether anyone would eat it for me. |
I haven’t felt like eating pudding these days, so that actually saved me. | |
Alright, goodnight. | |
Kazunari | Night, night~… |
*leaves* | |
Juza | …It’s a relief Tsuzuru-san didn’t get mad. |
Kazunari | Right! Thank God~! |
…Wait up, that’s not good! | |
Juza | Eh? |
Kazunari | Ah. It’s nothing. Don’t mind me! |
(I’m relieved Tsuzurun didn’t get mad… | |
But if it goes well, then that won’t help for my role study as a cruel bishop…) | |
(I gotta give out advice that leads to a bad end!) | |
I wonder who will drop by next~? | |
*knock, knock* | |
Yeees? | |
Izumi | Do you have a minute, Kazunari-kun? |
Kazunari | Director-chan? |
*door opens* | |
Izumi | I have something I’d like to confess… |
Kazunari | Of course! What’s the matter, Director-chan? |
Izumi | The truth is, I’ve been making mistakes with my spice mixing lately. |
I feel like because of that, no one has been taking many seconds… | |
Kazunari | (If it was the regular me then I’d answer whole-heartedly like, “that’s not true! No worries! It tastes great no matter what!” But…) |
Umm… the curry recently, huh… | |
Ah, I think it’d be better to stop making curry for a week. | |
CHOICE 1: D-did it taste that bad… [+]
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CHOICE 2: C-can I ask the reason at least…? [+]
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I understand. I’ll hold back… | |
*leaves* | |
Kazunari | (Forgive me, Director-chan…!) |
(She legit didn’t serve curry for a whole week… | |
Maybe I really did say too much…) | |
Izumi | Ah, Kazunari-kun! |
Today marks a week, so I tried making curry and it turned out really delicious! | |
Kazunari | Seriously!? |
Izumi | Yep, I needed the time to confront my curry. |
I realized that thanks to you, Kazunari-kun. | |
I felt shocked when you offered that advice to me. But it was all so I could realize this, wasn't it? | |
Seriously, you have my thanks. | |
I’m sure today’s curry will be extra tasty, so look forward to it! | |
Kazunari | (It sounds like it went well yet again…!?) |
(This didn’t work for role study at all… | |
But I’m glad Director-chan looks super happy~!) | |
I can’t wait for Director-chan’s curry today! | |
I’ll load up on seconds, just watch me! |
Anna