Chikage | I didn’t see that one coming. If anything, I thought you were going to wear my suit. |
Itaru | Honestly, I thought of that. But it kinda felt like I was running away, so I decided against it. |
| Re-evaluate yourself as objectively as you can and thank me. |
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Chikage | Hm… I shall certainly see. |
Itaru | Alright, I’m starting. |
| “I’m home. I got souvenirs. Have some, all of you.” |
| “English homework? Sure, I’ll check it in the morning.” |
Chikage | (I suppose he’s starting off with me when I arrive home?) |
Itaru | “All of them are so cute.” |
| “I’m home. …Chigasaki left his clothes all over the place again. |
| They’re in the way.” |
Chikage | (And this is me when I return to our room?) |
| (Well, I guess do I usually use my feet to move things out of the way like that.) |
Itaru | “This? This is tonight’s late-night snack.” |
| “Green curry, Szechuan-style mapo tofu bowl, nakji bokkeum, jambalaya…” |
| “Tastes great. This could use a little more spice though. |
| For this one… it has more kick to it than I thought. Maybe I’ll note this one down.” |
Chikage | (I might record my impressions of the things I eat that way too.) |
Itaru | “It doesn’t matter how much you frown at me, rest assured, I’m not going to give you any, Chigasaki.” |
| …And scene. That’s been Chigasaki Itaru playing Utsuki Chikage. |
| Thank you very much. |
| *claps* |
Chikage | I’ll say, that wasn’t bad. |
Itaru | Well, thanks. |
Chikage | However, do I spout things like calling everyone cute, or talk about my impressions after I take each bite? |
Itaru | That was a dramatization. |
| You might not realize it yourself, but even if you don’t say it out loud, it shows on your face. |
Chikage | …Does it really now? |
Itaru | You don’t look very convinced. |
| Guess you need more than that. Allow me to elaborate for you. |
| First of all, you’re soft with the other members, especially the younger ones. But you’re strict and harsh to Hisoka and I. |
| And on that note, your face at the office is totally different too. |
| Your attitude changes depending on the other person. |
Chikage | I don’t want to be told that by you who has an unshakable outer image. |
Itaru | Yep. That’s the only similarity we have, you and I. |
| I can be my natural self more in this room than anywhere else. |
| That’s why I acted like you while you’re in our room, which I thought might be closer to your true self too. |
Chikage | …I see. |
Itaru | You look like you’re all neat and tidy, but you’re unexpectedly crude. You eat a lot, your eating habits are awful, and also… |
| Your thoughts surprisingly show on your face. |
| You didn’t realize that about yourself, did you? |
Chikage | …Well, you might be right. |
Itaru | So thank me and re-evaluate yourself. |
Chikage | Alright. As thanks, I’ll treat you to Szechuan food tonight. |
Itaru | As much as I appreciate the offer, I’ll have to pass. |
| Anyways, I have to take the polaroid picture. |
Chikage | Running away, I see? |
Itaru | If we don’t submit one to Director-san, then our mission won’t be cleared. |
| I’ll leave it to you. |
Chikage | My, my… |
Itaru | How about this sort of pose? |
Chikage | Looks good to me. I’m taking it. |
| *click* |
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Itaru | Oh look, it’s basically you. |
Chikage | It feels off though. |
Itaru | It’s not close enough? |
Chikage | That’s not what I meant. |
| It feels way too unnerving seeing you in front of me with my clothes on. |
Itaru | Well, I can’t argue with that. |
| Ah, right, I forgot to use those. |
Chikage | Those? |
Itaru | New, super spicy chips I saw at the supermarket. |
| I bought them thinking I’d use them for my role study. ‘Cept I gave up after literally 1 chip. |
| Wanna try? |
Chikage | Of course. |
| …They taste great like usual. |
Itaru | Says the guy with inhuman taste buds. |
Chikage | Don’t talk about me like I’m some kind of monster. |
Itaru | You can have those for a late-night snack if you want. |
Chikage | Sure. I would be happy to take them off your hands. |
Itaru | By the way… was I right about what I said? |
Chikage | My thoughts on the snack? |
Itaru | No, not that… |
| That you’re the closest to your true self when you’re in our room. |
| On a scale of 100, how many points would you give me? |
Chikage | …Maybe around 76? |
Itaru | Press X to doubt. |