Itaru Chigasaki/A Desire That Still Can't Be Shaken
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A Full Course on Eradicating Worldly Desires
Backstage StoriesItaru | Mmn… Ahh...It’s morning… |
Today’s a day off. *sighs* It’d be heaven if I didn’t have to wake up at 5 A.M… I’m gonna get just a little more sleep… | |
Ah, but the limited gacha banner starts at noon today. | |
I gotta make some paid purchases in-game before that. I also wanna drink some cola so maybe I’ll head to the conbini in the afternoon… | |
Sakyo | So you’re awake, Chigasaki. |
Itaru | Sakyo-san? Can I help you? |
Sakyo | You’re getting rid of your worldly desires today. |
Itaru | ….Huh? |
Izumi | Good morning, everyone. |
Sakuya | Good morning, Director! |
Citron | Morning! |
Azami | Hungry… So, we’re having Buddhist cuisine[1] for breakfast again, huh… |
Banri | Looks like it. |
Taichi | I’m getting used to vegetarian meals, but I miss Omi-kun’s french toast~! |
Omi | Haha, I’ll make some when we get back home. |
Izumi | Now then, let’s all start eating breakfastーー |
...Huh? Where’s Itaru-san? | |
Sakyo | Ahh, if you’re asking about Chigasaki… |
Itaru | ….. |
Izumi | (Wow, he’s really here just like Sakyo-san said he’d be…) |
Izumi | Copying sutras by hand? |
Sakyo | Yeah. |
I made him do morning ascetic practices by copying sutras by hand. | |
He’s always lazy in life, and breaks curfew in the middle of training camp to go to the conbiniーー | |
Not only has he not adhered to lights out, he doesn’t get up easily in the morning either. | |
Banri | You were doing bedtime checks… |
Azami | Well, Itaru-san isn’t the only one doing that. |
Chikage | There are people doing that. I’m doing the same thing too, but the difference is between someone who won’t get caught versus someone who somehow ends up getting caught. |
Sakyo | ーーIn any case, today is a good opportunity. |
I've prepared a “Course for Eradicating Worldly Desires” just for him and I’ll discipline him starting from the mind. | |
Izumi | A-A course in eradicating worldly desires… |
Izumi | (I thought it might have been too strict since it’s an off-day, but…it might be a good experience since we’ve come all the way here to lodge at a temple.) |
ーーGood morning, Itaru-san. | |
Itaru | Ah, Director-san. Morning. |
Izumi | Good work with doing ascetic practices. Will you be having breakfast soon? |
Itaru | Wow, it’s already this hour, huh? |
Izumi | How’s writing the sutras by hand going? |
Itaru | Ahh, it’s surprisingly refreshing. I half-doubted it at first, though. |
Izumi | That’s great! Now then, let’s go eat breakfast. |
Itaru | Okay. |
Ahh, I’m going to go wash my hands for a second. You go on ahead, Director-san. | |
Izumi | Alright. |
(Itaru-san looks more refreshed than I thought he’d be. Maybe forcing him to get rid of his worldly desires from the mind really workedーー) | |
!? | |
I-It looks like he still has a long way to go… |
Taichi | ーーThanks for the meal! Whew. What are you guys doing today? |
Tsuzuru | Since we’ve got today off, I want to head out somewhere. |
Citron | I want to go sightseeing! I heard there are a lot of parks around here, and there are many different things to see! |
Sakuya | Wow, that sounds fun! |
Banri | I’m going shopping. You, Azami? |
Azami | I heard there’s some cosmetics limited to this area, so I’m gonna go look for ‘em. |
Itaru | Limited, huh… I’m going to go buy souvenirs for work. Want to come with, Senpai? |
Chikage | Right. If that’s how it is, we should get a rental car nearby… |
Sakyo | ーーHold on, Chigasaki. |
You’ve still got two things to do for the Worldly Desires Eradication Course. You’re gonna stay here and do ‘em all. | |
Itaru | What? |
Omi | Well, just writing sutras by hand isn’t exactly a course, after all… |
Itaru | No, no, writing the sutras earlier was enough to clear my mind. As proof of that, I’m feeling very calm and refreshedーー |
Sakyo | You talking about this? |
Taichi | Is this Itaru-san’s handwritten sutra? |
Juza | It has “SSR SSR SSR...” written on it. |
Banri | Wooow. |
Tsuzuru | That’s pretty bad. |
Chikage | That’s literally worldly desire. |
Azami | I don’t think you can say you dispelled anything at all. That’s nothing but worldly desire… |
Masumi | He’s diseased... |
Itaru | You’re the last person I want to hear that from. |
No, but really, I feel refreshed and I think my worldly desires have disappeared quite a bit. | |
Chikage | Let’s test it then. How about you try pulling the gacha once? |
Citron | YES! If his worldly desires have disappeared, then he should rake in the SSRs! |
Juza | ….Is that how that works? |
Itaru | I understand. I’ll try pulling, then. |
Sakuya | Y-You can do it, Itaru-san! |
Itaru | My mind is clear… |
ーーHah! | |
Citron | Ohh! T-This is…!! |
Tsuzuru | N-No way, for real!? |
Citron | It is utterly garbage!! |
Banri | Def a shit pull. |
Taichi | It’s a garbage pull! |
Sakyo | ...You got something you wanna say? |
Itaru | ...I’ll be going to the Worldly Desires Eradication Courses. |
Itaru | Doing ascetic practices in the forest… I’ve only got a bad feeling about this. |
Izumi | There, there. |
Itaru | At least you’re the chaperone and guide instead of Sakyo-san. You’re a lifesaver, Director-san… |
...Hey, do you hear something? | |
Izumi | It’s...the sound of water? |
Itaru | Don’t tell me, what’s up ahead is… |
Itaru | My hunch was right on target… |
Seriously, this is... Impossible, no way… I’m gonna die, I’m gonna die… | |
Izumi | I-It might be better than you think! The waterfall isn’t that big, and the weather’s great! |
I heard Juza-kun was also interested in morning ascetic practices where you meditate under the waterfall! | |
Itaru | Yeah, but I don’t have such a strong body. Seriously, I can’t, Director-san, could you please turn a blind eye here or somethingーー |
Attendant | So you’re the person who’s come to meditate under the waterfall. Now then, please change into this attire used for the waterfall. |
Itaru | N-No, I’m… |
Attendant | Go ahead, this way. There’s another person who has a reservation after you. |
Itaru | W-Wait a second… Seriously, I can’t, I’ll die, I’ll die! |
Izumi | G-Good luck, Itaru-san! |
Itaru | ーーHey, Director-san… Am I still alive? | ||||||||||||||
Izumi | You’re alive, you’re alive. | ||||||||||||||
Itaru | *sighs*... | ||||||||||||||
It’s cold, it hurts, and I never want to do this again. I didn’t even think about gacha whatsoever the entire time I was being pounded by the waterfall. | |||||||||||||||
I’m certain, this might be effective in eradicating worldly desires… | |||||||||||||||
Izumi | That’s the most important thing of all. Keep up that spirit, let’s move on to the third part in the Eradicating Worldly Desires Course! | ||||||||||||||
Itaru | ...Right. Okay, let’s go. | ||||||||||||||
Izumi | Yes, let’s gーー | ||||||||||||||
!? Woah…! | |||||||||||||||
*splash* | |||||||||||||||
Itaru | ーー! | ||||||||||||||
Izumi | I-I’m sorry! Are you all right!? | ||||||||||||||
Itaru | I’m fine, I just fell into a puddle for a moment, that’s all. What about you, Director-san, are you okay? | ||||||||||||||
Izumi | I’m quite alright. But Itaru-san, your jersey’s dripping wet… | ||||||||||||||
Itaru | It’s fine, I’ll accumulate good karma. | ||||||||||||||
CHOICE 1: "I was saved thanks to you, Itaru-san." [+]
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CHOICE 2: "You have to get changed quickly." [+]
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Izumi | (Last up is basic Zen meditation. Since this is a rare opportunity, I wonder if they’d let me meditate together with him.) | ||||||||||||||
Itaru | This posture is pretty demanding… | ||||||||||||||
Attendant | Breathe slowly… | ||||||||||||||
Itaru | …. | ||||||||||||||
Izumi | … | ||||||||||||||
Itaru | (Clear the mind… Clear the mind…) | ||||||||||||||
Izumi | (Clear the mind…) | ||||||||||||||
Itaru | (Clear the mind… No thoughts… Head empty…)[2] | ||||||||||||||
ーー! | |||||||||||||||
Hell yeah! | |||||||||||||||
Izumi | Huh? | ||||||||||||||
Itaru | I get the feeling I’ll get something good if I pull right now! SSR SSR….! | ||||||||||||||
Izumi | Itaru-san! Turn off your phoneーー Ah. | ||||||||||||||
B-Behind you, Itaru-san… | |||||||||||||||
Itaru | Hm? | ||||||||||||||
*hits* | |||||||||||||||
Ow…! You don’t normally hit people this hard, I hope? | |||||||||||||||
Attendant | Sakyo-san requested me to be merciless. | ||||||||||||||
Itaru | Sakyo-san did, huh… | ||||||||||||||
Izumi | Ahaha… | ||||||||||||||
But what were the gacha results, Itaru-san? | |||||||||||||||
Itaru | Hah! | ||||||||||||||
This is… | |||||||||||||||
Izumi | ? | ||||||||||||||
Itaru | ...A garbage pull. | ||||||||||||||
Izumi | What!? | ||||||||||||||
Itaru | An utterly shit pull, case closedー[3] | ||||||||||||||
Izumi | ...Let’s go back to meditating. |
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Notes
- ↑ 精進料理 is Buddhist cuisine which is mainly vegetarian based. Consult your friendly google for more details.
- ↑ Itaru just repeats 無心 which means to clear the mind. I went with this because this sounded more fun LOL
- ↑ 解散 means to dismiss a meeting, dissolve a crowd, dissolve or disband. I went with “case closed” because that conveys a similar feeling of finality in English. I briefly considered “game over” but “case closed” is a great reference to a game too so i’m. here we are