Guy/Crazy Doctor

The Birth of the Company’s Exclusive Doctor

Backstage Stories

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Citron	Guy, I’ve been looking for you!
Kumon	You’re here!
Guy	What is it?
Citron	We’re going to play ‘doctor’ now!
Guy	Why?
Kumon	Guy-san will be wearing a doctor costume for Halloween, right!
	We thought it might be a good idea to do some role study!
Guy	I see.
	It’s true, it might be a good idea to try it out.
Citron	Kumon is a ‘physical health’ otaku, that’s why, he’ll be your assistant!
Kumon	Eh, I’m doing it as well!?
	Woah, I’m looking forward to it!
Guy	Then, Citronia, what will you be doing?
Citron	I’ll be the nurse!
	I’ll bring in people who are not feeling well, so Guy can just wait in the room!
Kumon	Citron-san, is he going to bring a real patient!?
Guy	It should be fine.
	I think if there’s really anyone who’s sick, they would have gone to the hospital already…
Kumon	Yeah… Anyway, let’s go back to your room!
	<Shifts to Guy’s Room>
Guy	Come in.
Citron	Guy-sensei! It’s an efficacy!
Tsuzuru	No, it’s supposed to be an emergency!
	Wait, that’s not it, there’s nothing wrong with me!
Citron	You passed out in the sofa just now!
Guy	Are you alright?
Tsuzuru	I was just taking a nap!
Citron	Then, Guy-sensei, I’ll leave him to you!
	I’ll come again with another patient!
Tsuzuru	What’s actually happening…
	Anyway, what are the three of you doing?
Kumon	We are playing ‘doctor’ for the role study!
Tsuzuru	Ah, for Halloween.
Guy	It will be of help if you can play along.
	–Then, Minagi-san.
Tsuzuru	Ah, yes.
Guy	Even if it’s just a nap, it would be good if you can get a proper sleep on your bed instead.
	The sofa won’t be enough to get ride of your fatigue.
Kumon	By the way, it’s good to get nap in short duration.
Tsuzuru	Ah, then I’ll do that.
	Sensei, thank you so much.
Guy	Please take care.
Kumon	Guy-san’s so cool!
	You look like a real doctor!
Guy	Really? That’s great then.
	Kumon too, you’re a good assistant.
Kumon	Really!? I’m glad!
Citron	It’s the next patient.
	Furuichi Sakyo, 40 years old.
Sakyo	Who the hell is 40 years old.
Citron	Sakyo has a bad shoulder! I’ll leave it to you, doctor!
Sakyo	It’s a role study for Halloween huh.
	I heard from Minagi.
Guy	I apologize for making you tag along like this.
	Anyway, I heard that you have a bad shoulder…
Sakyo	It’s just a stiff shoulder.
Guy	I see. Then, a massage should be effective.
	Kumon, I’ll leave it to you.
Kumon	Yes! Then, Sakyo-san, please come over here.
Sakyo	Understood.
Kumon	Alright, then, I’ll start the treatment!
	<Short Time Skip>
Kumon	The massage’s done!
Sakyo	…My shoulder actually feels lighter.
Kumon	That’s great!
Guy	You should continue to stretch and loosen your shoulder in a regular basis.
Sakyo	You’re right, I guess it doesn’t hurt to try if it has that much impact.
	Regardless, you’ve become a good doctor.
	<Short Time Skip>
Kumon	Citron-san hasn’t been coming since then.
Guy	Maybe Sakyo is the last patient for the day.
Kumon	Ah, he’s here!
Guy	Welcome.
Citron	Sorry for the wait!
	The next patient is Itaru!

Guy	You’re pretty late.
Citron	I was waiting for Itaru to finish his game!
Itaru	I mean, I was going to bring you to a good place.
	So, it’s good if I just let Guy-san to do a medical examination on me right?
Citron	Yep!
	Then, Guy-sensei, I’ll leave it to you~!
Itaru	It’s not like I’m feeling unwell though.
Guy	… I see.
	Then, Chigasaki-san.
Itaru	Ah, yes.
	Eh, what’s with this serious atmosphere…
Guy	Poor posture and stiff body, those are your 2 problems.
	Even if you feel fine now, there’s a chance that it might be a problem in the future.
Itaru	Ugh, can’t deny that…
Guy	You play too many games, you stay up late a lot too.
	In overall, try to improve your quality of life.
Itaru	That’s too much of an impossible game…
	I’m going to get another illness instead.
Kumon	Then, how about we try to stretch and loosen your body from now on?
Itaru	Are you talking about a massage? I think that’s fine.
	I’ll leave it to you, Kumon~
	Oo, Kumon, as expected you’re good.
	If it’s like this, I would want to do it everyday.
Kumon	Hmm, as I thought, you’re pretty stiff.
Itaru	It hurts! Eh, what was that?
Kumon	Itaru-san’s muscle is too stiff!
Itaru	Wai, stop, Kumon!
	It hurts so much, it’s impossible!
Kumon	Ah!
Itaru	Hah, I thought I would break…
Kumon	I haven’t finished with the treatment at all!
Itaru	Eh? Ah, umm…. Right.
	I just remember that I have something on after this.
	It’s unfortunate, but that’s all from me.
	Guy-san, I’m sorry, but please find another patient.
Guy	Please take care.
Kumon	He left…
	Even thought I could feel his muscle loosening.
	He came back!?
Guy	No, that’s not Chigasaki.
	Welcome.
Tasuku	Sorry to disturb.
Tsumugi	I heard that you’re doing a medical examination for your role study, so I come here to support.
Guy	Yeah, that’ll help.
Tsumugi	I’ll be the patient then.
	Sensei, actually, I have not been feeling well lately.
	The joints in my body hurt…
Guy	The joints huh.
	That’s most probably because your body is too stiff.
Tsumugi	Eh… So, I’m not sick?
Guy	Body stiffness is not a disease.
	It’s just a lack of exercise.
Tasuku	*chuckle*
Tsumugi	A, ahem!
	Then, what should I do?
Guy	You can start by stretching after bath everyday.
Tsumugi	I see.
	Understood, I’ll immediately start from today.
Kumon	I recommend using an exercise ball  !
Tsumugi	An exercise ball huh, I wonder if I can find it in the storage room.
	I’ll try to look for it later.
Tasuku	Wait a minute, Tsumugi.
	Are you really going to do it?
Tsumugi	Eh? Yeah, that was the plan…
Tasuku	But you didn’t do that when I told you to?
Tsumugi	That’s because, I ended up thinking that whatever Tasuku said is related to muscle training.
Tasuku	Obviously, that’s not the case.
	Anyway, this kind of advice, isn’t it more like an advice from a chiropractor or masseuse instead of a doctor?
Kumon	Now that you say it…!
Guy	That’s true, it’s not really a doctor…
Kumon	Eh, what to do!?
	Guy-san, sorry!
Guy	It’s alright, I think it’s still a good role study.
	I’m grateful for everyone’s cooperation too, thank you.
Kumon	That’s great then!

Chiaki