Citron/Last Planet

Big Haul of Coffee Jelly

Backstage Stories

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	—Supermarket (Day)—
Izumi	...I think that's all we need for our grocery today.
	Thanks for coming with me, Citron-kun.
Citron	This much is just "a piece of bread"!
Izumi	Fufu, I think you mean "a piece of cake". Let's go home now.
Citron	Director! They're doing a raffle over there!
Izumi	Come to think of it, I've got a ticket for it just then.
Citron	I wanna give it a try!
Izumi	Sure, go ahead.
Citron	I'll try to get the luxury prize!
	*ding ding ding*
	Oh! Did I get it?!
Salesperson	There it is! A big hit~! Congratulations! You won the third-place prize of a 1-year worth of coffee jelly!
Izumi	You won a half-year worth of pudding before, right? I can't believe you also got it this time too!
Citron	That's a big haul right there!
Salesperson	Due to the large amount, we will deliver them at a later date. Please write down your name and address here.
Citron	I can't wait for them to arrive! I'm sure everyone will be surprised!
Izumi	For sure, if they suddenly received a 1-year worth of coffee jelly out of nowhere...
Citron	Can you keep this a secret from them? I want it to be a surprise!
Izumi	Haha, sure.
	—Entrance Door—
	*ding dong*
Deliveryman	Excuse me! You have a delivery!
Izumi	Coming~! W-woah! What the-?!
	(T-that's a LOT of boxes...!)
	(Are these what I think they are...?)
Deliveryman	Please sign here.
Izumi	Ah, right.
Deliveryman	Is it alright to leave them here?
Izumi	Y-yes, it's fine.
Deliveryman	Well then, thank you very much. I'll be going now~!
Izumi	(We finally received the coffee jellies...)
	(Looking at this now, there sure is a lot of them...)
Citron	Director, are the coffee jellies finally arrived?
Izumi	Y-yeah. These amounts are crazy.
Citron	Oh! There are so many! We gotta show these to everyone!
Izumi	We have to carry all these boxes first...
Citron	I'll ask Omi and Tasuku to help!
	Everyone will be so surprised! I'm so eggcited!

	—Lounge—
Yuki	...What's up with this mountain of coffee jelly?
Citron	I got a big hit at lottery when I went to the supermarket last time!
Taichi	T-that's a lot.
Citron	I won a 1-year worth of coffee jelly, so there are about 365 containers!
Banri	What're we gonna do with all these, huh?
Azuma	I thought this kind of thing are normally delivered little by little, not all at once.
Izumi	It'd be a mess if these were at a normal house...
Omi	These jellies are going to be expired pretty soon.
Tasuku	Yeah, I don't think we can finish them by eating leisurely.
Juza	It'd be a waste to throw all these when they expired.
Omi	They should be gone in about 5 days if one person eats 3 containers a day.
Yuki	That's impossible.
Tsuzuru	3 containers a day is a bit hard for me...
Citron	Juza's good at eating leftovers! It should be fine if he eats 100 of them!
Omi	Only if they're sweets though.
Banri	Haha! You must be happy you get to eat all these, huh, Hyodo?
Juza	...They ain't sweet. Ain't possible to eat 100 of 'em.
Banri	Aah? Don't complain whether you like 'em or not.
Juza	Then YOU go eat 'em.
Azuma	I don't mind coffee jellies. I say that, but I must decline on having 3 containers a day.
Taichi	My stomach would get burst from eating all these...
Omi	Hmm, I can't exactly use them for cooking either.
Izumi	How about we put them in curry? Some people add coffee as a secret ingredient...
Yuki	I don't want to imagine what kind of curry it'll end up as.
Citron	There's no point in thinking hard about it~!
Banri	You're the one who won all these though.
Citron	Aha! I just thought of a great idea!
Tsuzuru	What is it... I only have a bad feeling here...
Citron	Let's all do wanko coffee jelly!
Izumi	Wanko coffee jelly...?
Citron	Just like wanko soba, whenever your plate gets empty, we'll continuously put in more coffee jellies!
	Everyone, get to your seats now! I'll distribute these to you guys!
Tasuku	You're not gonna be eating?
Yuki	That's cheating.
Citron	I'm the organiser. An organiser must make sure their event goes well, so they work behind the scene!
Tsuzuru	What the heck!
Banri	Ain't buyin' that, no way.
Omi	I was planning to prepare dinner but...
	If we're going to eat all these at this time, then jellies will be our dinner, huh.
Citron	If you don't finish these, you can't get to eat Omi's meal!
Azuma	Fufu, I'll have to withdraw since I have coffee allergy.
Tsuzuru	I'm pretty sure I heard you said that you don't mind coffee jellies a while ago...
Taichi	I want a withdrawal too~!
Citron	I won't forgive if you back out from this! It won't be wanko coffee jelly competition if everyone's not competing among each other!
Izumi	(This is getting out of hand somehow...)
Citron	Is everyone ready? I'll give coffee jellies as the prize for the winner!
Everyone	WE DON'T NEED THEM!

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