Izumi | Since we’ve started ticket sales, for today’s practice, we’ll distribute flyers while performing street acts all day. |
Banri | Oh yeah, they started last week, right? |
Omi | How are sales? |
Izumi | Thanks to our fans from Spring and Summer, the initial sales look pretty good. |
Sakyo | However. The tickets for the last day must sell out for this troupe to continue existing. |
Izumi | Since that’s our tough ultimatum, let's work hard and advertise lots today! |
Omi | But if all of us walk around together, aren't people going to avoid us again? |
Izumi | (It's true, there’s already a strange atmosphere around us...) |
| All right, let's split into pairs by rock paper scissors! |
| Rock, paper, scissors says—. |
Banri | Rock. |
Omi | Scissors. |
Juza | Rock. |
Taichi | Scissors. |
Sakyo | Paper. |
Izumi | Paper, so I’m paired with Sakyo-san. |
Sakyo | A street act with a true daikon, huh.... |
Izumi | I'm looking forward to Sakyo-san's refined one-man act! |
| Banri-kun is with Juza-kun, and Taichi-kun is with Omi-kun. |
Banri | You again... I'm tired of your face. |
Juza | That's my line. |
Omi | Let’s work hard, Taichi. |
Taichi | —Yeah. |
Izumi | Once you've given out all your flyers, you can take a break. See you later. |
| |
Banri | ..... |
Juza | ...... |
Passerby A | Eep.... |
Passerby B | Wh-what is it!? |
Juza | A flyer. |
Passerby A | Ah, er, I see.... |
Passerby B | God, that was surprising... I thought I got stabbed. |
Juza | ..... |
Passerby C | Woah!? |
Juza | ...... |
Banri | Oi, stop messing around, fucker! |
Juza | What? |
Banri | I'm never gonna finish if it's with you! What are we gonna do!? |
Juza | We’re supposed to get attention with a street act, right? |
Banri | Ah? A~h, right, Director-chan mentioned that, huh. All right, let's do this. |
| |
Banri | “Hey, you want a chance to make some real money—.” |
Juza | “Chance to make money?” |
Banri | “If all goes well, we’re set for a million a day.” |
Juza | “Oh man, sure sounds like easy money.” |
Passerby A | Is that a street act...? |
Passerby B | What a daikon..... |
Banri | This is pointless! You daikon! |
Juza | Do you have to comment on everything? Shut up, stop chirping. |
Banri | You suck at distributing flyers and you also suck at acting! |
Juza | The hell? All you've done is complain. |
Banri | Wanna go? |
Juza | Don't take me lightly, you fucker. |
Passerby A | Hey, look, a yankee act. |
Passerby B | This is fun! |
Passerby A | They really suit their roles~. |
Banri | Aah? Who's taking who lightly, loser? |
Juza | Haah? Obviously you, One-Length. |
Banri | Don't use my hairstyle as an insult, baldie! |
Passerby B | Haha, what troupe are they from? |
Passerby A | MANKAI Company, huh. Let's take a flyer. |
Passerby C | Looks interesting. |
Juza | .... |
Banri | ..... |
Juza | ...There go the flyers. |
Banri | ....God, it’s not like we’re not doing this for show. |
Juza | Where are you going? |
Banri | We gave out enough for now. Lemme take a break. |
Juza | Come back soon. |
Banri | Yeah, yeah. |
| |
Juza | ..... |
Rough Boy A | Oi, I saw that show you just put on. |
Juza | ——. |
Rough Boy B | It was awful. |
Juza | Hah? Who fuck are you? |
Rough Boy A | I didn’t think Banri was the kinda guy who would play along with that kinda shit. |
Rough Boy B | He's sure fallen—like, he’s no fun now, y’know? Pathetic. |
Rough Boy A | It's frickin’ hilarious. |
Juza | —Shut up. |
Rough Boy B | Hah? |
Juza | I'm saying shut the hell up—! |
Rough Boy A | Ooh, scary! |
Rough Boy B | Let's show everyone what a violent company they are! |
Rough Boy A | Take a video, c’mon! |
Juza | ——. |
Rough Boy A | What, you're not gonna go? |
Rough Boy B | What are you holding back for, you're the strongest delinquent in O-High! |
Rough Boy A | Isn't this our chance to get him? |
| THWACK |
Juza | —Guh. |
Rough Boy A | Come on, hit us! |
Juza | —Hh. |
Rough Boy B | Seriously? He's a punching bag! |
Juza | —cough. |
Rough Boy A | Click. A picture to commemorate shutting out the strongest guy in O-high~! |
Banri | —Oi, what the fuck are you doing! |
Rough Boy B | Aah? What, Banri, you came back? |
Rough Boy A | Wanna beat him up together? Let’s kick the shit out of the strongest—nah, the weakest guy in O-high. Piece of cake. |
Rough Boy B | That’s right! |
Banri | Don’t fuck with me. |
Rough Boy A | What, you’re really hanging out with this guy? You're acting all buddy-buddy? Oh man, I'm in tears. |
Rough Boy B | You really are no fun now~. What are you, the annoying type? |
Juza | ...I'm telling you to shut the hell up. |
Rough Boy A | Yeah, yeah, "I won't forgive you for being mean to my bestest fwend Banri-chan," huh? You’re talking big for a helpless lump. |
Banri | I'm seriously gonna kill you—! |
Rough Boy A | —Gh. |
Juza | Stop, Settsu—. |
??? | Policeman, this way! |
Banri | ——. |
??? | There's a fight over here—. |
Rough Boy A | ...Shit. |
Rough Boy B | Let's go. |
| |
??? | ....Phew. Are you okay? |
Banri | What about the cops? |
??? | That was just a trick for times like these. |
Juza | ...So you were faking it. |
??? | My acting was pretty good too, right? |
| Your friendship really seemed like something out of a drama. |
Juza | ....Friendship? |
Banri | .....*gagging noises* |
??? | Fufu.... personally, I envy your bond. |
Banri | ? |
??? | Can I take this flyer for your troupe? |
Juza | ....Yeah. |
??? | Thank you. |
Flashy Woman | What's wrong? |
??? | Ah, I’m sorry. I'm headed over right now |
| Well, good luck with your performance. You should go to the hospital just in case. |
Juza | ...Yeah. |
Banri | ....That guy really had a unique air to him. |
Juza | .... |