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Precocious Children's Play
Backstage Stories
Part 1 Part 2
Izumi …Wow. The snow has piled up quite a bit, huh?
Taichi WOOHOO!
How should we play with it?
Citron Let’s have a snowball fight!
Misumi I wanna make a triangle kamakura[ 1] ~!
Taichi Most kamakura’s are round, but a triangle one would be sick too!
Citron Alright, we’ll make a kamakura while holding a snowball fight!
Taichi At the same time? That’s gonna be tough…!
Misumi Wanna play with us too, Director-san~?
Izumi I have some business to take care of, but I guess I can join you guys once I’m done.
*door opens*
Azami …It’s freezin’.
Citron Azami!
Have a snowball fight us!
Misumi Let’s make a triangle kamakura too~!
Taichi Err… are you going out somewhere, A-chan?
Azami Yeah… I’m headin’ home for a bit.
I promised I’d pop by.
Citron Ohh, it’s too bad we can’t play in the snow together.
Azami Sorry ‘bout that.
Misumi No worries!
Going home is important too, right~?
Taichi See ya, A-chan!
Izumi It looks cold outside so take care.
Azami Yeah.
Izumi Ah! Also, send my regards to the Chairman and everyone else, okay?
Azami Guess I gotta. I’ll let them know.
I’m back.
…
(Hm? No one came. That’s weird—)
Child A You got me!?
Child B Heh, heh!
Azami (There’s a huge racket goin’ on in the garden.
Could it be…)
Sakoda Hooold it!
Child C That’s cold!
Sakoda You’re 100 years too early to beat me in a snowball fight—err, ouch!
Child D Sakoda, you’re out!
Azami —What’re you doing, Ken-san?
Sakoda Oh, Azami!
Welcome back!
Kanako This onii-chan’s Azami~?
Airi He’s handsome!
Azami …And since when did our house become a kindergarten?
Sakoda Lotsa kids come here to play when the snow piles up since we can have snowball fights and build kamakuras!
Azami Even so, ain’t this too much—.
Shift Ken-san, the kamakura came out nicely—.
Eh. Ohh, if it isn’t Azami.
Azami …Shift!?
Azami Why did Shift come out of a kamakura in our garden?
Shift I just happened to pass by in front.
Then Ken-san invited me in, askin’ if I’d like to build kamakuras.
Azami The hell is that!
Airi Hey, hey. I’m tired of snowball fighting.
I kinda wanna do something else now.
Sakoda Ohh, sounds good to me!
In that case, let’s play house!
Shift Why not? Let’s do it.
Kanako I wonder if I should get Azami or Shift to play my husband~.
Airi It’s hard to decide, huh~!
Azami Why did I get dragged into this too?
Shift It’s fine once in a while.
Besides, you’re good at actin’, aren’t you!
Azami That’s not what this is about!
Airi Alright. Starting off, Azami will play my husband!
Kanako My husband is Shift!
Azami Geez…
Guess I gotta do this, huh?
Shift I’ll be in your care.
Sakoda What should I do!?
Kanako Sakoda is~… my pet!
Sakoda A pet! L-like a dog!?
Woof, woof!
Azami Ken-san…
Shift It suits him.
Airi …Okaaay. I’m heading off to work, so watch the house!
Azami Sure, I got it.
Shift I guess Azami’s set-up is a full-time house husband?
Sakoda The setting sure is detailed~.
Ah, detailed woof!
Kanako Oh, it looks like the neighbour’s wife went to work.
You gotta head out too. You’ll be late!
Shift Ahh, sure thing.
I’m off!
Kanako …Shift left.
Ding dong~.
Azami~, I’ve come to play!
Azami Ah, you came to play?
Kanako Things haven't been going well with Airi-chan lately, have they?
Why don't you switch to me?
Azami HAH!?
Shift M-my wife is making a move on Azami…!
Sakoda Woof, woof!
Azami’s wife came back!
Airi HOLD IT!
What’s with these woman’s shoes at the front entrance!
Azami Uh, there’s a reason for that…
Kanako Oopsies, I got caught.
Airi You’re a married woman and yet you’re messing with other people’s husbands!
Kanako Just a little bit is fine, isn’t it! Besides, I know about you.
You’re with my husband too…!
Sakoda D-don’t tell me, it’s a double affair…!?
*Whimper* ~…
Shift Wowzers.
Is this an imitation of a drama…
Kanako Azami. You’ll choose me over Airi-chan, right!?
Airi Azami’s mine!
Azami T-these precocious brats… ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
Anna
Notes
↑ A “かまくら” (kamakura) is a type of traditional Japanese snow hut (not to be confused with an igloo which is technically different)