Citron/Searching for Legendary Weapons
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That Weapon is the No.1 Hardest in the World?!
Backstage Stories| Citron | Oh! It has been a while since I have been at a resort! |
| Izumi | Resort?! It’s airport, airport. |
| Citron | Yes! Airport! Airplanes that I have not seen since I came to Japan! |
| Muku | Coming to the airport just makes me feel more and more excited…! There’s a lot to look forward to. |
| Citron-sama, have you decided on where you’re going to visit? | |
| Citron | Of course I have! |
| Izumi | Is that so, so you’ve already decided! Where are you going? |
| Citron | Hm~m, that is a secret! |
| Muku | Eeh! Being told that it’s a secret has only made me more curious…! |
| Izumi | I’m curious too…! I can’t really imagine the kind of place Citron-kun would want to go to. |
| Citron | Really~ Are the two of you really that curious? |
| Izumi | Yeah! |
| Muku | I'm curious! |
| Citron | Then I will heatedly tell only the two of you! You must definitely keep it a secret from everyone else. |
| Muku | Waah, thank you! Yes, I’ll keep it a secret…! |
| Izumi | Me too, I won’t tell anyone else! Also, it’s not “heatedly”, but “secretly”. |
| Citron | Secretly, secretly! The two of you, please listen to me! |
| Muku | Y-Yes…! |
| Izumi | Yeah. |
| Citron | …Fu~~~~![1] |
| Muku | Uwaaah?! |
| Izumi | Hyaah?! —Hey, hold on, Citron-kun?! |
| Citron | Ahahaha! Sorry! I kind of wanted to try teasing you two! |
| This time I will really tell you the secret! I will tell you properly! | |
| The thing is… I have heard that the legendary weapon is in the country we are going to. | |
| Muku | W-Weapon?! |
| Citron | Sh—! |
| Muku | Ah, I-I’m sorry! |
| Izumi | What do you mean by legendary…?! You’re going to see it? |
| Citron | Yes! I am going to search for that weapon! |
| Izumi | Y-You’re going to search for it?! Do you even know exactly what that weapon is? |
| Citron | It is… the legendary bread that can hammer any nail, no matter how hard, or so it seems. |
| Muku | A-Amazing! A bread like that…?! By bread, you mean the kind of bread that you can eat, right?! |
| Izumi | I don’t think edible bread is considered a weapon, though…! Umm, is there any chance you meant to say “frying pan” instead?[2] |
| Citron | No, no! It’s bread that you can eat! |
| hat hard bread was used in a serious battle against the strongest mammoth, you know![3] | |
| Muku | Uwaah…! Citron-sama, I’ll do whatever I can to help…! |
| Citron | Oh, Muku, thank you for your support. I will definitely win…! |
| Izumi | (Citron-kun’s imagination is incredible as ever…! But I’m actually a little curious about this bread that can hammer nails…?) |
| Kazunari | Haah~~! The trip was absurdly fun, wasn’t it~! |
| Banri | Yeah. Well, many things happened, but I was still able to go to many shops and do some shopping. It wasn’t that bad. |
| Citron | Me too! I was able to get what I wanted to get! |
| Muku | I bought lots of souvenirs too. |
| Kazunari | That’s right! Hey, let’s show each other what souvenirs we bought! I’m curious to see what everyone bought~! |
| Muku | Waah, that sounds fun! |
| Banri | Yeah, it seems like Kazunari bought some pretty cool stuff so I’m curious too. Let’s do it. |
| Citron | Okay! I will hurry and get my souvenirs from my room! |
| Kazunari | As expected, Settsua’s really stylish~! This earring is super fashionable, isn’t it?! |
| Banri | Yeah, I bought that immediately. But the hand cream that Muku bought is pretty good, too. |
| Muku | Ehehe…! It’s because it has a really nice scent. |
| Kazunari | Well, it’s Ronron’s turn next! |
| Citron | Here is what I have! Tada~~! |
| Banri | …Ah? What’s that. …A club? |
| Muku | Aah!! Don’t tell me that’s…! The bread that’s called the legendary weapon?! |
| Citron | That is right! |
| Banri | Regardless of whether that’s a weapon or bread, you’re really asking for a tsukkomi to respond. |
| Citron | This is the bread that is the legendary weapon of that country! It is said that it can hammer any nail, no matter how hard. |
| Kazunari | Seriously?! |
| Citron | I even got some nails ready. Let us try it out here! |
| …Hwa cha—!![4] | |
| Muku | I-It really is hammering the nail in!! |
| Kazunari | It’s seriously way too amazing!! Even visually, the impact it gives is huge!! |
| Banri | I never thought that we’d get to see some bread being used to hammer a nail in when we agreed to show each other our souvenirs, but it’s true that this is amazing. |
| But hey, can we eat this bread? | |
| Citron | It is edible! That is right, everyone should eat some before it becomes bad! |
| Muku | //Chew//…, //gnaw//… ugh… |
| Kazunari | …It’s really… hard… Somehow, the inside of my mouth has begun to hurt… |
| Banri | It’s true that it tastes like bread, but my jaw is really tired… |
| Muku | I-It’s not that it can’t be eaten, but continuing to eat this may not be the best idea… |
| Citron | The bread that is the legendary weapon is very hard, yes. My jaw is taking part in a very long and intense battle, too… |
| Banri | Okay, the inside of my mouth is seriously hurting. What’s up with this, it’s not like I can’t eat it, but I can’t bite through it. |
| Kazunari | Yeah~... |
| Omi | I'm back. |
| Izumi | I’m back~. …Huh? Why are all of you holding onto your jaws? |
| Citron | We are all in the middle of a serious battle. Today we are fighting as a team… |
| Omi | B-Battle? |
| Muku | About that, actually——. |
| Izumi | I see, this is the bread that’s known as the legendary weapon. True, it’s really hard… |
| Omi | If that’s the case, what about if I tried processing it by cooking it? Something like French toast maybe, there are many ways to eat it. |
| Izumi | Ahh, it’ll become softer that way! We can use many kinds of toppings too. |
| Citron | Bench toast! I want to eat that! |
| Banri | It’s French toast! |
| Kazunari | As expected of Omimi~! |
| Omi | Then I’ll make the preparations, so wait for a while. |
| Izumi | Omi-kun, I’ll help you. |
| Muku | Citron-sama, that’s great! This way it seems like we’ll be able to eat the bread deliciously! |
| Citron | Yes! The one who triumphed against the legendary weapon was Omi…! |
