Izumi | Everyone, are you ready? |
Tenma | Uh-huh. |
Izumi | It's finally our first day of performance, do it just like our practice! |
Kazunari | Okke―! |
Yuki | Understood. |
Izumi | Ye―s. |
Itaru | Good work―. |
Citron | Good work dayo. |
Izumi | Ah, everyone came to support us. |
Yuki | Tha―nks. |
Tsuzuru | Heh, so those are the costumes for this play, huh. It's really different from your usual design. |
Citron | It looks a little bit like a horned owl[1] costume. |
Itaru | Tribal costume. |
Sakuya | The pattern is really impressive. I think it'll also shine on stage! |
Yuki | Obviously. I'm――we're the one who made it, after all. |
Tsuzuru | We? |
Kazunari | Yukki....! |
Izumi | Yuki-kun made this design together with Kazunari-kun, see! |
Kazunari | We made an amazing design unit, didn't we! |
Yuki | ――. |
Kazunari | You avoided my hug...! |
Yuki | You'll erase my make up. |
Kazunari | Yukki~...! |
Manager | Everyo―ne! It's about time for the performance! |
Kazunari | Okay, let's form a circle! |
Yuki | ..... |
Tenma | What are you staring at? The leader this time is you, see. |
Kazunari | Yukki, let's do that! |
Yuki | Should we really do that? |
Kazunari | Of course! |
Tenma | Hurry up. |
Yuki | I'll proceed, then? |
| ――Nyummer Troupe, fight―! Nya―! |
Tenma | Nya!? |
Kazunari | Nya―! |
Muku | Nya, nya―! |
Misumi | Nya~! |
Tenma | Why do we have to shout something so embarrassing.... |
Yuki | I've told you that I would proceed, right? |
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Izumi | ..... |
| (In the corner of a world where cats live, there is a small town―― The story begins from here, huh.) |
Nora | "Somewhere in this world, it seems there's a treasure that will make any cat melts in just one bite." |
| "It is called.... "Sardines"." |
Shiro | ""Shardines"..." |
Kuro | "It's "sardines"." |
Shiro | ""Shardines"." |
Kuro | "Shiro, try saying naninuneno." |
Shiro | "Nyanyinyunyenyo." |
Nora | "Shiro is weak at Na sets as usual, huh." |
Izumi | (Muku-kun said that he used Juza-kun as a reference, but his aura has drastically changed, really.) |
| (He looks fluffy, so the mismatch suits the world's view. It gives off a nice athmosphere.) |
Shiro | "I'm nyot nya! Don't say that nya!" |
Nora | "See?" |
Shiro | "Unyanya...." |
Izumi | (On the contrary, I can't imagine Yuki-kun acting like that in reality. He's stupidly cute...) |
| (But If I tell him that, he would get angry and tell me to shut up...) |
Kuro | "So where is this treasure at?" |
Nora | "I don't know. But it seems there's a place called "Human World"." |
Kuro | "Wait, What is "sardines" anyway? Is it meat? Fish? Or fruit?" |
Nora | "Or it could be a cat of matchless beauty who will make any cat melts down." |
Shiro | "A beautiful cat!? I want a bride nya!" |
Kuro | "It's still too early for you. You can't even get your own food." |
Shiro | "But I want to meet Shardines-chan nya! I'll get her sign nya!" |
Nora | "Well, to be honest, I think it's a food." |
Kuro | "A treasure that will make any cat melts in just one bite, huh.... I wonder how delicious it is. Well, it doesn't matter to us――" |
Shiro | "I'm getting tired of eating small fish everyday nya! I'll go find the "shardines" nya!" |
Kuro | "Oi, oi, are you for real..." |
Shiro | "If Kuro won't come, Shiro will find it alone nya!" |
Nora | "Don't do that. If Shiro goes alone, you'll starve to death in the next day." |
Kuro | "You couldn't get out of town before. You got your head stuck in the town's sake cask and couldn't get out the other day!" |
Shiro | "Don't expose me nya!" |
Nora | "Let's head for the "Fish Valley" first. It is said that the "sardines" is there." |
Shiro | "I knew where "Fish Valley" is nya!" |
Kuro | "Huft.... "Fish Valley" it is." |
Izumi | (Kuro and Nora can't help but being worried of Shiro, so they decided to go on an adventure with him.) |
| (In the middle of their journey, the cats arrive at a world paradise, a cat mansion...) |
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Kuro | "Hey, we're looking for "sardines". Do you happen to know it?" |
Mike | ""Sardines"? Tama, do you know it?" |
Tama | "I don't know nya~" |
Nora | "We heard that it's located at the "Fish Valley"." |
Mike | "We've been living here since birth. We don't know a thing about the outside world." |
Kuro | "You've been living here all this time!? Then, you never go hunting?" |
Tama | "The senior cat here always gives us food whenever we're hungry, so there's no need to go hunting." |
Izumi | (Mike and Tama are steady. Their breathing matches perfectly. They give off the feeling of relax and carefree house cats.) |
| (As I thought, the costumes are shining on stage. Their mantles are flapping when they move around, it gives a light impression of cats.) |
Mike | "The senior cat? Well, we've never seen the place where he usually hunts. I wonder how he gets the food." |
Kuro | "It's strange, you know. You can't get food if you don't hunt." |
Nora | "I think he has an ulterior motive." |
Mike | "But you don't have to do anything if you stay here. You get food if you're hungry, and you can sleep if you're sleepy." |
| "Do you have any complaint about this paradise-like place?" |
Kuro | "That is...." |
Shiro | "This place doesn't have shardines nor venture nya!" |
Izumi | (After listening to what Shiro says, Mike and Tama start thinking about their comfortable life and feel uncomfortable with the cat mansion...) |
Tama | "I envy you. I want to go on an adventure too." |
Mike | "But we've never gone outside, you know." |
Shiro | "You can go out, nya! Let's go find "shardines" together nya!" |
Mike | "But nya...." |
Tama | "Okay! I'll go search the "sardines" with you guys too!" |
Mike | "Are you sure, Tama?" |
Tama | "Mike should go as well." |
Mike | "It can't be helped nya..." |
Izumi | (Determine to go on an journey, Shiro and the others leave the cat mansion secretly.) |
| (The owner of the cat mansion is actually an evil cat who likes to collect cats. It turns out that he creates a prison in order to collect cats.) |
| (The five of them managed to safely escape from the pursuer cats....) |
Tama | "Huft... Huft..." |
Shiro | "Huft, huft... I'm also at my limit nya... I'm a shelter cat, so it can't be helped nya..." |
Kuro | "You're not a shelter cat! That's why I always tell you to practice hunting more seriously, right?" |
Shiro | "Kuro is as noisy as usual nya." |
Izumi | (Since Shiro is a carefree cat, Kuro feels like his big brother. Those two made a nice combi.) |
Shiro | "Because Kuro keeps scolding me, I've become stressed and my fur turned pure white nya..." |
Tama | "Eh!? Is that so?" |
Mike | "So that's why your fur colors are different..." |
Kuro | ""His fur is naturally white!" |
Audience A | Pft. |
Audience B | Pfft. |
Izumi | (Yes, this is good. The audience gives a nice reaction. If this goes on until the end, they'll be fine――) |