Taruchi & NEO's Role Creation Livestream

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Banri	A3! Audio Drama...
Itaru	...taruchi & NEO's role creation livestream.
	BGM: Slowly flowing
	*beep*
Itaru	Hello, good evening, this is taruchi.
Banri	NEO here.
Itaru	Welcome to taruchi's livestream channel.
Banri	Say, I had headphones pushed onto me the moment I entered the room...
Itaru	Today we'll be playing "Heart-Pounding! School of the Dead" with no prior knowledge of the game. So with that...
Banri	He just keeps going. Besides, what even is this game?
Itaru	It's an indie game with under 10 downloads; only the people in-the-know know.
Banri	Under 10 downloads...That means it's basically unknown. Besides, why drag me in specifically too?
Itaru	Well, look, it's school-themed, so let's call it role creation.
Banri	Is it okay for you to say that!? You'll get outed...
Itaru	I'll bleep it out later when I edit it, so there's no problem.
Banri	No, that's too unnatural! It'd be like you're suddenly throwing out a string of banned words.
Itaru	I'll make do with my editing skills somehow.
Banri	Seriously...
	*chime*
Itaru	It says to enter our names. Shall we go with taruchi and NEO?
Banri	Y'know, it kind of seems like a regular adventure-type galge. How come you can play it 2P?
Itaru	I wonder...
	*chime*
Itaru	Oh, here's the cutesy childhood friend.
Banri	It's been taruchi-kun's harem story for a while now...Is there a point to my being here?
Itaru	They make you put in your name, so there must be some sort of reaso -
	BGM ends.
	*horns blowing*
Banri	Quiz part?!
Itaru	It's got stuff like this in it, huh.
	*clock ticking*
	BGM: ReAnimation
Itaru	【Which of these equations is a correct law of exponents?】 C'mon, NEO, time for you to shine.
Banri	Haah? Why me!
Itaru	It's freshest in your memory, right?
Banri	Where a =/= 0 and n is a positive integer, a0 = 1 and a-n = 1/(an).
	*ding ding*
Itaru	Ooh, correct. As expected.
Banri	Piece of cake. Hm? Points seem to be going to NEO, don't they.
Itaru	These points must have an effect on something.
	*ding ding*
Banri	Say, the childhood friend's line is directed at NEO-kun.
Itaru	So she chooses her man based on his test scores.
Banri	In some sense, that's honest.
Itaru	So they're telling you to earn her affection yourself? OK.
	*ding ding*
Banri	Y'know, if you know the answer, you could just answer on your own from the start.
Itaru	It seems they decide which character's affection points will increase based on the subject. The childhood friend is mathematics and the blonde with twintails is history.
Banri	Huh.
	*ding ding*
	Alright! 50 point bonus, in the bag!
Itaru	So you liked blondes with twintails.
Banri	I don't care about that! We're doing this, so we've gotta earn points, right?
Itaru	I'll leave it at that for you.
Banri	Stop giving me weird traits!
	BGM ends.
	*ding ding*
Itaru	We're proceeding pretty smoothly.
Banri	Are we en route to a confession ending?
Itaru	Hmm, I feel like there weren't enough quiz questions for that...
	Ominous buzzing starts.
	Hm?
Banri	Uh, the screen's suddenly going 3D...
	8-bit arrangement of RESPAWN starts.
	Woah!!!
Itaru	What's this?!
Banri	Zombies?? The cutesy character suddenly turns into a zombie...That's way too novel.
	*zombie roaring*
Itaru	Wait, we'll die, we'll die.
Banri	The health bar's going red! Argh.
Itaru	How do you move?
Banri	How do you attack?
	*rattle*
Itaru	Urgh.
	*cymbals clashing*
	BGM turns to mournful strings.
	We died...
Banri	I don't get it.
Itaru	That was too weird a way to day. I mean, can you even attack those?
Banri	It seems like you can hit them if you get your cursor over them.
Itaru	So you can beat them.
Banri	I guess. But we can't end things like this...!
Itaru	Agreed. Now - 【RETRY】.
	*beep*
	8-bit BGM restarts.
Banri	What's with this childhood friend! She's got too much HP!
Itaru	The button response sucks too much; the difficulty's brutal.
	*zombie roars*
Banri	That was close!
Itaru	Banri, I'll leave the twintailed blonde to you.
Banri	My name! My real name!!
Itaru	I'll bleep it out after.
Banri	Treating a person's name like it's a word to be censored...! Woahhh!
	*zombie roars*
Itaru	One more came!
Banri	Tch! I'll lure the two of them here, so set a trap!
Itaru	OK.
	*rattling*
Itaru	3s 'til it activates. Reel them in.
Banri	Easy!
	8-bit BGM ends.
	*trap springs*
Banri	Yeahh!
Itaru	Rest in peace!
Banri	And you were going on about how cute the childhood friend was.
Itaru	That was that; this is this.
Banri	But well, you get why this is a two-player game. This'd be impossible alone. You'd get surrounded and die.
Itaru	Right. That's my NEO. So reliable~.
Banri	Cheers.
Itaru	We've defeated all the characters now, haven't we.
	BGM: The sound of water
Banri	The stage and BGM have both changed, so the boss should be coming soon, huh.
Itaru	It'll be tough since we don't have any healing items.
Banri	Well, we've got about 80% health left, and we've grasped the pattern of things, so we should be able to handle it!
	*swooshing*
Itaru	But these ordinary attacks are so useless it's ridiculous. I'm hitting them with a triangular ruler.
	*trickling water*
Banri	If you're gonna say that, my weapon's a watering can, you know. It's like, does my character even want to defeat them.
	*ruler swooshing*
Itaru	Isn't that related to the twintailed character being in the gardening club?
Banri	Even if it was, there are other things like flowerpots and stuff, aren't there!?
Itaru	Huh? Isn't my triangular ruler...hitting NEO?
Banri	For real. My health is falling.
Itaru	Has it always been able to hit you?
Banri	No, our attacks didn't land on each other before.
Itaru	I wonder why.
	*ruler swooshes more*
Banri	Say, can you stop poking me with the ruler? You're just shaving away my health.
Itaru	I mean, the boss isn't coming out.
Banri	It couldn't have changed into a fighting game?! Okay!!
	*trickling water*
	BGM: Tracking
Itaru	Wait, why are you flicking water at me!
	*both attacking each other*
Banri	Right back at you! You've been poking me for ages!
Itaru	Well, now that we've come this far you want to see the ending, right.
Banri	Why does that mean I have to die! You can die!
Itaru	No, you should cede to your senior here.
Banri	Like I'd let myself die here after coming this far!
	*trap springs*
Itaru	Wait, I can't believe you'd use a trap.
Banri	You're probably prepping one too!
	*traps springing*
Itaru	Enough of that; die!
Banri	Don't kid yourself!
Itaru	Ugh.
Banri	If you get caught there, you won't be able to move anymore; that's what this does.
Itaru	Screw you.
Banri	So leave the rest to me!
Itaru	...Or so you think, but then the trap springs.
Banri	Gah! You play dirty!
Itaru	It's the wisdom of age~.
Banri	Argh! This is seriously bad...my bar's red!
Itaru	Mine's been whittled down pretty far too, so let's finish you off soon -
	BGM stops.
	*metallic roaring*
Itaru	Eh?
Banri	Hah?
Itaru	Boss battle?!
Banri	Right now?!
	BGM: Un seul
Itaru	Wait, wait wait wait!
Banri	We'll die, we'll die, we'll die!
Itaru	Seriously?!!
Banri	Hold ooooon!!!
Itaru	Their way of killing us is too demonic.
Banri	You've gotta be kidding me.
Itaru	I understand why the reviews said to experience the ending yourself.
Banri	Yeah, I don't have the will to do it over again from the start.
Itaru	Agreed.
Banri	Say...what does 'school-themed' even mean again?
Itaru	I feel you. Uhh, so with that, we weren't able to clear the game. We might not try again, and we might not try again. If you thought this was interesting, please subscribe!
	*beep*