Re:Tag Match Halloween/Episode 9

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Re:Tag Match Halloween
Episode 9
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MukuTsumugi-san! Shifuto-kun...!
(Muku runs off again)
HarutoDamn, he's faster than he looks!
Actor ANice, good timing! Hey, you there! The vampire and the werewolf! Come battle us!
MukuHuh?
I'm— I'm sorry! We're not actually a pair...
HarutoWe're kind of in a hurry.
Actor BTrying to run away, huh?
Actor AOoh, you scared 'coz you think you can't beat us?
HarutoAs if.
Actor AThen let's go!
HarutoGod, you are so annoying! I said we're in a hurry!
???Hold your horsies!
Muku!
CitronWe'll take this challenge! Haah!
HarutoYou guys...
SakuyaKumon-kun told us everything. We'll take care of things here, so you guys go on ahead!
MukuThank you, Sakuya-kun, Citron-sama!
Actor BSo you're going to be battling us, huh?
CitronThat's correct.
Let's do this, Sakuya! We're going to show them what Ghostington here's made of!
SakuyaG-Ghostington...?
Citron"Muahaha! What kind of pranks shall I pull this spooky Halloween? I'm going to scare sooo many children!"
Sakuya"No! We should all be nice to each other this Halloween!"
Citron"Aw, don't be such a wet blanket! Say, wanna hear this awesome prank I just thought of?"
"I know you do. Come here, lend me your ear."
Sakuya"?"
Citron"It's top secret! Come closer so you can hear me... Just kidding! Tickle tickle tickle!"
Sakuya"Waagh— Hey! Sto— Stop it! That tickles! Ahahahaha!"
"Come on, let me go now! What's the big idea?"
Citron"Hahaha! How was that? Did I scare you?"
"Anyway, what about you? Have you got any fun pranks up your sleeve?"
Sakuya"Hmm... I'd like to pull a prank that would make everyone happy."
"Like... What if I gave everyone marshmallows and cookies, but as a prank?"
Citron"I see, I see! I'll give you a marshmallow too, then. Here!"
Sakuya"Wow, really? Thanks! Nomnom..."
"?! Ow! It's so spicy!"
Citron"Ahahaha! You've been hit with the mustard-mallow!"
*applause*
Child AAhahaha! That was funny!
Child BThe kind ghost was so cute!
Child CHere, Mr. Ghost! Candy!
SakuyaThank you so much!
Actor ADammit, we lost...!
Actor BIt sucks, but... that was a pretty good battle. Anyway, the rules state that we have to give you our candy now, so here.
CitronThanks!
And that's mission accomplished.
SakuyaYep! I hope our friends will be all right...
HarutoThey should be here...
GrampsOh?
MukuGramps!
GrampsWhat's wrong, my lads? You look like you're in an awful hurry.
MukuSorry, it's a long story, but... Say two people were kidnapped and brought here. Where would the kidnapper put them?
GrampsGolly, kidnapped? Well... all the attractions are out here, but...
I suppose the storage shed would be the only place.
HarutoThat's where they've gotta be!
MukuCould you please take us there, Gramps?
GrampsRight this way.
HarutoThey've blocked the doors with all this stuff...
GrampsWhen on Earth...? That wasn't here this afternoon.
MukuWe need to clear the doorway! Heave-ho!
HarutoFine, I'll help.
GrampsMe, too.
*the door opens*
MukuTsumugi-san! We've finally found you!
TsumugiMuku-kun...!
Thank you. I knew you could find us.
HarutoGeez, how did you get yourself into this mess?
ShifutoHaha, sorry. Guess I wasn't careful enough.
MukuI'm glad you two are okay. Let's get out of here, quick.
TsumugiPuck-kun and Jay-san were the ones that shut us in there.
I saw them putting candy that they hadn't won into their candy collection...
...and accidentally made eye contact with Jay-san. He must've put us in that shed to keep us from blabbing.
He grabbed me when there was a huge crowd, and I couldn't get your attention... I'm really sorry.
MukuOh, no! You don't have to apologize, Tsumugi-san!
ShifutoI saw Jay-san dragging Tsumugi-san away, and it looked like something bad was going on, so I tried to go after him to save him, but...
...I ended up getting trapped with Tsumugi-san, haha.
HarutoYou idiot! Why didn't you tell me you were going after him?!
TsumugiAt least we were rescued thanks to Shifuto-kun's Instelive...
HarutoShut up, Tsukioka. This is between me and him.
TsumugiO-Okay...
HarutoAnd why did you even stream? You could've just video called me on LIME.
TsumugiOh... Wait, that's true...
Sorry, I just thought that we needed to get a video to you somehow, and remembered that we could do that on Instelive... I had completely forgotten about the video call function on LIME.
ShifutoI thought Tsumugi-san's idea was great so I went with it, but...
...halfway through the stream, I was like, oh, I could've just done a video call. Haha.
HarutoGeez...
ShifutoGood thing is that a lot of people tuned in and were wondering where we were, though.
MukuThere's that, too!
ShifutoWell, that's case closed!
PuckAhhh!!
How'd youse get out?!
JayHaruto...
PuckHow'd you guys find...? Hey, his phone!
Oh, darn it! I forgot to get his phone off of him!
JayGood grief...
MukuWhy did you two do this?
Puck'Coz... 'Coz...! Youse are always getting in our way! This year, too!
I just wanted to turn the tables on youse for once!
Haruto...What about you, then? You got something against GOD-za?
JayNo, but I do have something against you.
You're always acting so high and mighty. I never liked you when I was in GOD-za.
I wanted to make sure that you couldn't win, so I decided to mess things up for you.
HarutoGeez... This is stupid.
JayI thought we could have a shot at winning if we took the top runners of Mankai Company and GOD-za out of the game...
...and Puck seemed to have the same idea, so I paired up with him.
PuckThe Mankai guy saw us filling up our candy, so I panicked...
...then, I remembered about the flyers youse were handing out.
I came to check things out, and figured I could shut youse in the storage shed here!
JayWe were going to shut GOD-za's top actor in there too, since you can't do anything without him, but I never thought that he'd come to us himself. Saved us the effort of nabbing him, thanks to how dumb he is.
Haruto!
Shut yer pie hole! Don't even think about puttin' our top actor's name anywhere near that filthy mouth o' yers!
Jay...Tch.
ShifutoHaruto-san...
HarutoI used to think that winning was everything, too. I'd do anything to win.
But then, I realized that winning didn't feel good if I didn't win with my acting alone.
Tsumugi......
HarutoI'll be reporting this incident. Don't think this is over yet.
JayDamn...!
(he runs off)
MukuThere he goes...
ShifutoAw, were you standing up for me, Haruto-san?
HarutoNo. Shut up. Who do you think you are?
MukuUm, Puck-kun?
PuckW-Whaddaya want?!
MukuLet's settle things with our acting next time, okay?
Puck...!
I'm... I'm sorry.
MukuDon't apologize to me, apologize to Tsumugi-san and Shifuto-kun, okay?
Don't forget to say sorry to Gramps too, for using his shed like that.
Puck...I'm sorry. And here. Your phone.
TsumugiThanks. Let's settle things with our acting next time, like Muku-kun said.
GrampsAnd you're welcome back here any time, lad. Ho, ho!
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