Kazunari | I am home~! |
| Oh? Looks like everyone is out? It’s rare... |
| ...I'm bored. Should I watch TV until everyone returns? |
| Hm? I found a smartphone~ |
| Eh? Isn’t it Director-chan’s phone? She must have forgotten it, huh. |
| Oh, there’s a LIME from Massu. |
| Eh, this is....!? |
Izumi | Ah, Kazu-kun, you’re already home. Welcome back. |
Kazunari | Director-chan, good workie~! You got a LIME. |
Izumi | Ah, as I thought, I forgot I left it here. |
Kazunari | Hey hey, Director-chan. You know, Massu... |
Izumi | ? |
Kazunari | Don’t you think his image is no different in LIME!? It’s totes adorbs when he sends things like emojis! |
Izumi | Is that so? You said that this feels like just like.... the usual him, but he’s usually expressionless, you know, so his image is slightly different. |
| He usually talks about a lot of things in LIME, maybe he’s actually easy to talk to? |
Kazunari | As expected of gap oshi[1]! Massu is amazing, he’s unexpectedly a go-getter! |
Izumi | But I think the Kazu-kun who sends lots of emojis in LIME is cute, see. |
Kazunari | Just cute? You don’t feel your heart goes “kyuun” or “thump thump”? |
Izumi | Eh!? Uh, umm, I don’t know... |
Kazunari | Kazunari Miyoshi’s Secret Love Tech No. 52... You have to exploit your gap even in LIME... |
Izumi | Secret? Tech? What are you talking about? |
Kazunari | It’s nothing! I just want to make Director-chan’s heart go “kyuun kyuun” even more~ |
Izumi | Is that so...? |
Kazunari | I’ll try my best so I won’t lose to Massu! I’ll aim to be Director-chan’s heart-throb! |
Izumi | Go, good luck, I guess? |
Kazunari | Thankies! |
| |
Kazunari | I'm home! |
Masumi | ...... |
Kazunari | Ah, Massu... |
Masumi | ..... |
Kazunari | Hm? |
| (He’s in an unusually good mood, huh~ He just looks at his smartphone and doesn't notice me over here. Should I surprise him?) |
| (Light~ly...) |
Masumi | ..... |
Kazunari | ......WHOA! |
Masumi | .....! |
Kazunari | Ah~ Sowy, sowy! |
Masumi | You.... |
Kazunari | Okay, here’s your smartphone. The display's not broken so it’s alright! |
Masumi | Don’t screw with me. |
Kazunari | (I just glanced at the screen, but apparently he’s texting with Director-chan in LIME. Thank god he was in a good mood again. I see, I see.) |
| Hey~ Massu, so you send things like stamps and emojis to Director-chan, huh! |
Masumi | Rather, I don’t know your contact information. |
Kazunari | Eh? Is that so? |
| Let’s exchange, then! Let’s be close friends! |
Masumi | No way. |
| ? |
Kazunari | Ah, it’s mine. |
Izumi | [I’m sorry, but can you buy me eggs and milk? I’m shopping right now, so I don’t have much time...] |
Kazunari | It’s from Director-chan, she wants me to go on an errand for her. |
Masumi | Hah? Why you... |
Kazunari | [OK~! If it’s for Director-chan, I’ll do that much~ In exchange, you have to go shopping with me next time, okay~! Heart, heart] |
| And~ send. |
Masumi | I can’t get in touch with you. Show me. |
Kazunari | Eh~ I wonder what should I do. |
Masumi | Just show it to me quickly. |
Kazunari | Then, I wish you would teach me Massu’s secret message tech! I want to know the secret of gap palpitation! |
Masumi | Don’t screw with me. |
Kazunari | Then, I’ll also keep my contact a secret~ |
Masumi | ....Don’t contact her ever again. |
Kazunari | Eh~ no way! I like Director-chan! |
Masumi | I won’t admit it. Delete her contact information right now. |
Kazunari | Eeeh~! |
Masumi | ....Delete. |
Kazunari | Massu, you’re such an extremist! Awful! |
Masumi | All erasure. |
Kazunari | Wait, wait, Massu... |
| Don’t break my smartphone! |
Masumi | ....Tch. |
Kazunari | That was close~ To think that you were going to erase it all physically, Massu, you’re so extreme! |
Masumi | Since when have you been contacting her? |
Kazunari | Since when, huh. I think it was when I joined the company and exchanged contact info with her? |
Masumi | ....I won. |
Kazunari | What about Massu?? |
Masumi | When I joined the company. |
Kazunari | Now that you mentioned it, Massu joined the company ahead of me, right! Doesn’t that mean you win? |
Masumi | I have more history. |
Kazunari | But I think I won’t get that one if we only look at the LIME’s backlog! If you’re engaged in lots of messages, the history will increase, right~ |
Masumi | ...I’ll break. |
Kazunari | Whoa! As I said, don’t break it! |
Masumi | ......tch. |
Kazunari | Massu really loves Director-chan, huh. |
Masumi | Shut up. It’s obvious, you know. |
Kazunari | You said it! Then, Let’s be Director-chan’s love buddies! |
Masumi | I refuse. |
Kazunari | Massu, so fast! |
| But if we become love buddies, I’ll send you Director-chan’s selfie that she sent me the other day, you know? |
Masumi | Selfie? Why do you have her photo.... delete it. |
Kazunari | Whoa~! You won’t get to see the picture if I delete it, you know! |
Masumi | ...... |
Kazunari | When she went to helped another theatre company, she said that she was asked to be their costume delmo[2], see, so I got her to send her picture~ |
Masumi | ....Show me. |
Kazunari | Then, Massu, tell me your account! |
Masumi | Ugh.... |
Kazunari | Is that really hard to decide....!? |
Masumi | .....Here, my address. Do as you like. |
Kazunari | Hurray! Massu’s address, get~! |
Masumi | Just send it already. |
Kazunari | Okay, okay. Send~! |
Masumi | .....It’s just a suit. |
Kazunari | Well, well! It still looks fresh, doesn’t it! Director-chan always wears casual outfit, after all! |
Masumi | ......Well, you’re right. |
Kazunari | As expected of love buddy! You get it~! |
Masumi | .....And then, block. |
Kazunari | Massu, you’re terrible, you immediately blocked me! |