Outside Work Conversations/Kazunari and Guy

Veludo Station Front[edit]

Before
Kazunari	Guuuuy-guy ♪
Guy	... Ah, you're talking to me. I have a hard time getting used to that nickname.
After
Kazunari	Uh-huh, Guy-guy's srsly shifty today too ♪ ^[1]
Guy	Swiftly...poisoning...? I have no idea what could have caused that or what it's all about, but it's best not to approach me then.^[2]

Before
Kazunari	Ehhh~ It's going to start raining right 'round noon~? That's seriously dropping my vibes.
Guy	The right nogging is going to go round-a-noun? I don't think it's that bad of a thing.
After
Kazunari	Guy-guy~ You're seriously hearing that part wrong? Did you just miss out on a OS update launch?
Guy	Sniff out a chorizo roast...? I'm getting hungry now...^[3]

Before
Kazunari	Lookie! This character in this ad is super HQ but it's laughable look is srsly way too much.
Guy	?????? Eight queue bot is affably took too much...?^[4]
After
Guy	Miyoshi, your Japanese is still too difficult for me...
Kazunari	Hmm, instead of just calling it Japanese~ isn't it kind a more like Kazunarimyon-ese?

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↑ Originally ゲキシブ=gekishibu. No clue as to what it actually is, so I went with a guess. Corrections are totally welcome!
↑ Modified the misheard part a little to fit with Kazunari's line. He originally just thought that Kazunari said that he's poisonous/toxic.
↑ Played around a bit with wording with these lines to make the mishearing joke play out somewhat okay. It sounds a lot better in Japanese and is doubly funnier too, though.
↑ Couldn't come up with a way to make this like the original line, so just made something up. He originally said 俳句王打倒地縛霊Ｔ高すぎ. A literal translation of this would be something along the lines of "Haiku king - location-bound ghost beatdown is too much".