| Izumi | —so, I guess that's enough about the company. Does anyone here already know if they want to dorm? |
| Juza | I'll dorm. |
| Banri | You're gonna dorm? |
| Juza | You better stay the fuck away. |
| Banri | Well then, guess I’ll join. |
| Juza | The hell? |
| Banri | What? You got a problem? |
| Izumi | All right, that’s enough. So Juza-kun and Banri-kun are dorming |
| Both of you are underage, so you’ll need permission from your parents; once that’s done, you can officially join the dorms. |
| Taichi | I'll be dorming too. |
| Izumi | Taichi-kun, too—okay. What about Omi-kun and Sakyo-san? |
| Sakyo | Sigh.... someone needs to watch over those idiots, right? |
| Izumi | (It's true, it’d be nice to have someone who can stop them when they start fighting...) |
| So Sakyo-san is also dorming. |
| Omi | I'm still not sure. |
| Izumi | Don’t force yourself. You can commute from home if you want. |
| Omi | If possible, I do want to dorm, but I'm responsible for all the chores at home. If I leave, I don't know how my family’s going to handle it... |
| Izumi | Why don't you take some time to consult your family? |
| Omi | H—m.... |
| Izumi | You can always choose to dorm later on. |
| Omi | —No, I'll dorm too. |
| Izumi | Will everything be ok? |
| Omi | My dad and my younger brothers need to become independent. It's about time they learned to live without me, so this might be good medicine. |
| Izumi | Is that so? |
| Well then, I guess everyone is dorming. You’ll be sharing three rooms between the five of you. |
| Omi | So, two to a room? |
| Taichi | One person gets a single, huh~. |
| Izumi | (For starters, we need to separate Juza-kun and Banri-kun....) |
| Sakyo | Put Settsu and Hyodo in the same room. |
| Izumi | Eh!? |
| Banri | Aah!? With Hyodo? |
| Juza | The same room as this guy? |
| Izumi | I-I think that might be a bit of a problem.... |
| Omi | I can already imagine all the disputes breaking out. |
| Taichi | It's like pouring oil into a fire |
| Sakyo | In any case, at this rate, their relationship will become the cancer cells of this team. |
| That's why we should make them live together, so they understand what teamwork means. |
| Izumi | Well, we do need to do something about this current situation.... |
| (Now that I think about it, Tenma-kun and Yuki-kun also got along as roommates, despite everything....) |
| Banri | What the fuck? Why do you get to decide everything for us, old man? |
| Juza | You've gotta be kidding me. This guy picks fights with me 24/7, 365 days a year. |
| Banri | Don't talk about me like I'm a convenience store! |
| Juza | It's the truth. Convenience dude. |
| Izumi | Guys, guys—. |
| Sakyo | Shut the hell up! Stop whining. Neither of you have any say in this. |
| Banri | ——. |
| Juza | Kuh——. |
| Izumi | (Incredible... the demon's voice of authority silenced them.....) |
| Sakyo | So, what will you do, director? |
| Izumi | U-um, then, Juza-kun and Banri-kun will be using room 104 together. |
| Banri | Wh—. |
| Juza | Oi—. |
| Sakyo | Shut up! These are your director’s orders! |
| Banri | ——. |
| Juza | ——. |
| Izumi | (I feel like I've become a yakuza boss.....) |
| So that leaves room 105 and 106—. |
| Omi | Sakyo-san is the oldest, so I think he should take the single. |
| Taichi | Agreed! |
| Sakyo | No, you don't have to give me special treatment. |
| ?? | AAAAA——! |
| Izumi | ? |
| (Did I just hear someone...?) |
| ??? | NIIIII——! |
| Izumi | ??? |
| (Yup, I hear someone... and they’re getting closer and closer?) |
| Sakyo | That idiot..... |
| ???? | KIIIII———!!! |
| Izumi | !? |
| Sakoda | A—nii—kiiii—!! |
| Congratulations on your acceptance to the troupe! Starting today, I'll be your first fan and assistant! |
| Izumi | S-Sakoda-san, was it? |
| Sakoda | Yes! Please take care of me from now on! As for dorming, I don't mind living in the corner of aniki's room! |
| Sakyo | I mind. Also, I never told you I was going to audition? |
| Sakoda | Heheheh, if it's about aniki, I know everything! I scraped all my belongings together and came straight here when I heard about your acceptance! |
| Sakyo | So, you're saying that you followed me all the way here? Without my permission? |
| Sakoda | Aaaaah—Aniki! Please! Please, not my finger! |
| Izumi | A-are you stuffing his finger—!? |
| Sakyo | I just twisted it. He’s exaggerating. |
| Izumi | Um, what should we do? Sakoda-san, are you dorming too? |
| Sakoda | Yes! |
| Sakyo | I'll throw him out. |
| Sakoda | I don't mind commuting from home! |
| Sakyo | ...Do you intend to come here every day? |
| Omi | If Sakoda-san plans on coming here daily... it's probably best for Sakyo-san to have the single. |
| Sakyo | ....Sorry. I'll do that. |
| Izumi | Well then, Omi-kun and Taichi-kun will use room 105, and Sakyo-san, room 106. |
| Omi | Let’s get along, Taichi. |
| Taichi | Yup! |
| Izumi | For now, the move-in date is set for next Saturday, so please keep it in mind when you get ready. |
