SHI★NO★BI Misadventuring/Episode 2

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SHI★NO★BI Misadventuring
Episode 2
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KamekichiHey, Kazunari. Let’s go pick up some chicks.
KazunariHey, I’m giving that 20 likes!
KamekichiThere’s a real cute sparrow on the telegraph pole by the corner!
KazunariSeriously!? I can’t tell the difference between sparrows! You’re amazing, Kamekichi!
KamekichiWell yeah. I’m pretty picky when it comes to sparrows.
KazunariBut wait, weren’t you dating a pigeon? Are you cheating!?
Kamekichi...Sometimes adults have their circumstances.
Tsuzuru....
KazunariHm?
Tsuzuru...Hmm.
KazunariAh, it’s Tsuzurun.
KamekichiLet’s ask Tsuzuru if he wants to join in.
KazunariKamekichi, shh...!
KamekichiAah?
KazunariHide over here. Now take a close look.
Tsuzuru....
KazunariLook, Tsuzurun has his laptop open, so he’s probably coming up with the script for Summer Troupe’s performance. We probably shouldn’t get in his way.
KamekichiTch, what a boring man.
KazunariAh, but he looks like he’s stuck. Should I give him advice as a member of Summer Troupe—and more importantly, as his high school senpai?
KamekichiSure.
KazunariNo, I should just watch over him and quietly let him be! But, but....
KamekichiJust do what you want.
Tsuzuru...You’re loud, you know.
Kazunari!!
TsuzuruWhat are you doing.
KazunariHuh~. I was supposed to be hiding.
TsuzuruYou were so loud you weren’t hiding at all.
KazunariNin-nin[1]!
KamekichiNin!
TsuzuruLook, no ninja carries a parrot around. Maybe a carrier pigeon, but....
...Hm, wait a moment. Ninja...?
Ah!
KazunariTsuzurun?
Tsuzuru....
KazunariHe~y.
Tsuzuru....
KazunariLooks like he’s in the zone.
MukuI wonder what our next performance is going to be like?
TenmaSpring Troupe had some trouble because theirs was based on an existing work, but I wonder what we’re going to do this time.
YukiMaybe it’ll be completely original?
MisumiThat sounds fun~.
KumonYup yup!
KazunariAh, guys~. Looks like the next script is gonna be about ninja.
TenmaNinja?
KazunariHe was just writing a ninja plot at super speed!
KumonNinja, huh~!
YukiNice. I might be able to put a spin on some Japanese costumes.
MisumiNin-nin!
MukuI wonder if all our lines are going to end with “nin”?
KazunariAh! Wanna limit our speech patterns like we did with the Sardines performance and cat-talk? Ninja-talk binding!
MisumiSounds good, degozaru[2]!
YukiEeh~....
KumonCat-talk?
MukuEvery character in the Niboshi performance was a cat, so we added “nya” to our everyday conversations to get used to it.
KumonSounds like fun!
TenmaI absolutely refuse!
KazunariWe’re gonna do it, degozaru!
MukuIt’s to get into role, degozaru.
MisumiNin-nin!
TenmaSeriously...?
KumonToday’s pasta and quiche are as delicious as always, degozaru.
KazunariOmimi is truly good at cooking, degozaru.
MukuIt makes me eat more than I should, degozaru.
OmiHaha, thanks.
AzumaI’ve gotten completely accustomed to everyone’s ninja-talk.
TasukuI thought you guys were starting something weird again, but if it’s helping you get into role, I guess that’s good.
BanriWill this really help them get into role...?
Tenma...Thanks for the meal, degozaru.
YukiGet over it already. Nin-nin.
TenmaI can’t!
KumonTenma-dono[3], you aren’t fully ninja, nin-nin!
Tenma—Kuh.
Misumi....
KazunariSumi~dono, is something wrong?
Misumi...It’s coming.
MukuEh? Eh? Is something coming this way, degozaru!?
BanriWhat is this, a spiritual phenomenon?
TsuzuruU, uu....
KumonHe really came!! degozaru!!
TasukuYou’re really dedicated to the gozaru.
AzumaTsuzuru...?
TsuzuruIt’s... done.
YukiLooks like the script is done.
OmiNice work. Want lunch?
TsuzuruY...es....
IzumiThen let’s read the script!
KumonTime to read, degozaru!
MukuI’m looking forward to it, degozaru!
Yuki...Hey, uh.
Kazunari...They’re not saying “nin-nin” or “gozaru” at all!?
YukiThey sure aren’t.
TenmaAll that ninja talk was pointless!
MisumiYou’re right~!
KumonAhaha, it’s fine! It was fun!
MukuYou’re right, degozaru!
TenmaSigh....
IzumiThe story looks like it’s about the struggles of a pair of air-headed ninjas. What should we do about the roles?
Yuki...The lead Kiichi kind of seems like Kazunari.
MukuAh, I thought so too!
TenmaAgreed. I thought he was like Kazunari too.
MisumiMe too~.
KumonYou’re right, it’s perfect!
IzumiKazunari-kun, do you want to try playing the lead?
KazunariEh!? Me...?
IzumiYou’ve been through four performances now; you have more than enough skill to be the lead.
Plus, you might find something that only the current you can do as the lead, Kazunari-kun.
KazunariSomething that only the current me can do....
YukiEveryone here says you’re perfect for the role, Kazunari. I think it won’t work as well if someone else takes it on.
TenmaYou should do it.
MukuYup yup, Kazu-kun, I know you’ll do fine as the lead!
MisumiDo your best, Kazu~!
KumonI’ll cheer you on too!
Kazunari...I see. I have to come up with a super awesome cheer then!
TenmaThat’s what you’re gonna work on!?
IzumiWhat should we do for the co-lead, Yoshimaru?
YukiWell, it’s about ninja, so there should be a fair amount of action, right?
TenmaMisumi’s good at action, so I think he’s fit for the role.
KumonTrue, I wanna see Sumi~san’s transcendental action!
MukuI think the combination of Kazu-kun and Misumi-san also suits the overall mood of the script.
MisumiI’ll play Yoshimaru~!
KazunariLet’s do our best, Sumi~!
MisumiYup! I’m looking forward to acting with Kazu~!
IzumiThen we’ve decided on lead and co-lead. Next is Yoshimaru’s colleague, Santa, and Kiichi’s senpai, Hyuga....
TenmaSanta looks like he’s got it together, but he’s actually a little absent-minded.
YukiMaybe he should be younger than Kiichi and Yoshimaru.
IzumiThen Muku-kun?
MukuY-yes!
KazunariThe senpai, Hyuga, is the oldest and most put-together.
IzumiI think Tenma-kun is the only one who can handle it. Everyone else just seems younger.
TenmaGot it.
IzumiNext is the rather indecisive young lord and the cheeky kunoichi[4].
KazunariI guess the kunoichi is Yukki?
KumonI’m not confident I can handle female roles!
IzumiI thought so. Then Kumon-kun is the young lord, and Yuki-kun is the kunoichi.
KumonGot it!
MukuYe~s.
IzumiNow we’ve decided on everyone’s roles. Everyone, make sure you read the script properly one more time before tomorrow.
StudentKazu, did you eat lunch yet?
KazunariNot yet~.
StudentLet’s go to the cafeteria together.
KazunariOk~.
StudentOh, right, what are you painting for the next exhibition?
KazunariI have a performance coming up, so I’m passing on that one~.
StudentAh, right, for the theater troupe. Sounds fun.
KazunariIt’s super fun~. You should come watch us again.
StudentI will, I will.
Professor—Ah, Miyoshi. Good timing.
Kazunari?
ProfessorCome with me for a second.
KazunariWonder what it is?
StudentSee ya later~.
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Notes

  1. The sound someone makes when they're playing at being sneaky, like a ninja
  2. An archaic, formal form of Japanese that, nowadays, is associated with how ninja speak
  3. "-dono" is an archaic suffix; close to "my lord"
  4. A female ninja


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