Cross Backstage/Give Me Popular Big Brother!

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Cross Backstage: Tsuzuru x Taichi
Give Me Popular Big Brother!
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TsuzuruSince we only have a few people today, I think this much of meat is...
Is it enough? Is it not?
If we eat this much....
TaichiAh, I'm thirsty!
TsuzuruAh, welcome back, Taichi.
TaichiI'm home!
Is Tsuzuru-kun in charge of the cooking today?
TsuzuruYes. Director went to help another theater company, and Fushimi-san went to his circle training camp.
TaichiHeh~ What are you making today?
TsuzuruGinger-fried pork. And a large serving of meat.
TaichiIt sounds delicious~! Let me have a bite!
TsuzuruAh, you, that one...
TaichiI taste meat....!
TsuzuruRather, it just tastes like meat, you know. I am just about to season it, after all.
TaichiOmi-kun's cooking is also good, but Tsuzuru-kun's cooking is a man cooking! I think it's fine if you make a lot.
TsuzuruFor a large family, cooking a large platter is easier, see.
TaichiAh~ I see! Does Tsuzuru-kun have lots of brothers?
TsuzuruI actually have two big brothers, but doing household chores has naturally became my responsibility, see.
TaichiEh!? Tsuzuru-kun isn't the eldest!? I'm surprised!
TsuzuruI just never told you.
TaichiHow many years apart are you?
TsuzuruI am 5 years apart from my eldest brother, and 3 years apart from my second eldest brother.
TaichiHeh~! It's pretty nice to have big brothers, huh~ Are you close with them?
TsuzuruMy brothers left home years ago, see, so I haven't really seen them. I don't even know where my eldest brother is now.
I'll see my second eldest brother during Bonkure[1]. Since he went on an overseas trip, he hasn't come home recently.
TaichiOverseas trip!? What's that!?
TsuzuruHe's a soccer player who belongs to a soccer team, see, so sometimes he has to play overseas.
TaichiCooool~! A soccer player must be popular, huh!
TsuzuruI think he has a lot of female fans...
TaichiHow nice~! I want a big brother like that too!
TsuzuruIs Taichi the youngest child?
TaichiNo, I have a younger brother and sister.
TsuzuruEh, you're the eldest!?
TaichiI'm really the eldest!
TsuzuruAh...
TaichiWhat, what?
TsuzuruI just think that you don't have the quality of an eldest son.
TaichiEh~!? Awful! What is the example of an eldest son, then?
TsuzuruFor example... First and foremost, it has to be Fushimi-san.
TaichiAh~! Omi-kun is no wonder an eldest son! He is the man who stands at the top of the family and takes control of all the chores!
TsuzuruBut that spot is usually held by the moms, you know.
Next is.. Miyoshi-san is surprisingly good at taking care of people, see, so maybe he's an eldest son? He's good with anyone.
TaichiNow that you said it, he once said to me he has a younger sister!
I told him that I wanted to meet his sister, see, but he hasn't let me yet.
TsuzuruHeh~ To think that he's cautious of Taichi, he's surprisingly a siscon, huh?
TaichiSomehow, he told me that he already asked his sister about it. He even showed her my picture! But I haven't received a reply since then.
TsuzuruAh, aah, is that so....
TaichiI wonder why.
TsuzuruI wonder why, huh. Well, some things are better left unsaid.
TaichiHu~uuh?
TsuzuruJuza kinda has the characters of an eldest son too, doesn't he? He's also doing well as Banri's partner.
TaichiBy partner, that means fighting partner, you know!
Ah, It seems like Sakyo-san is also an eldest son. He has a younger sister, after all. I told him to show me her picture but...
TsuzuruI know what happened next.
So Furuichi-san is also an eldest son, huh.. Autumn Troupe is full of eldest sons. There are four eldest sons there.
TaichiNow that you said it, you're right!
We're MANKAI Company's eldest son troupe whom you can rely on!
TsuzuruIn which way? You guys are more like the boorish troublemaker troupe.
TaichiBut even so, I still want a popular big brother...
TsuzuruIs it necessary to be popular?
TaichiYou know, if I had a popular big brother, the girls would also come flying to me to get my big brother, right!
TsuzuruHave some pride, you...!
TaichiPride is just a grain of rice in front of popularity!
TsuzuruYou're resolute in some way, huh.
TaichiGive me a popular big brother!
TsuzuruHaving big brothers doesn't always bring good things, you know. Well, I said this because both of my big brothers are not home, see, so doing household chores has become my job.
TaichiTo think that Tsuzuru-kun has to do things like cooking for his big brothers, I'm weeping! You look like a stay-at-home dad!
TsuzuruIs that a compliment?
TaichiGuys who can cook are cooool, you know!
TsuzuruIs that so..?
TaichiGuys who can cook are usually popular!
TsuzuruIt eventually comes to that, after all!
TaichiLife consists of a road called the Popularity Road! You eat for the sake of being popular, you sleep for the sake of being popular, and you work for the sake of being popular!
TsuzuruYou're seriously resolute, huh! It's conversely cool.
TsuzuruDirector and Fushimi-san will be home tonight.
What should I do this afternoon....
There are still some leftovers from yesterday's dinner, should I make fried rice too...
!?
What was that sound? I heard it from the kitchen...
What is this....!? The kitchen is a mess.
TaichiOuch~...
TsuzuruWhat's wrong!? Was there a thief!?
TaichiA thief!?
TsuzuruThe kitchen is devastated, see!
TaichiAh, you're wrong, you're wrong. I just thought that I should cook something too, see.
TsuzuruNo matter which way you look at it, this doesn't look like a cooking scene, you know!?
TaichiIt looks like I screwed up a bit.
TsuzuruIt's not just a bit! It looks like the site of some foodstuff massacre!
TaichiIt's just a sudden whim...
TsuzuruTaichi, you will receive punishment for entering the kitchen. Five years of imprisonment.
TaichiBut....! That kind of thing..! Tolerate it!
Tsuzuru....Haa, it can't be helped, then. What are trying to make, anyway?
TaichiFried rice.
TsuzuruThen, why did I see bonito soup stock there?
TaichiI followed the wrong page of this cookbook!
Tsuzuru.....I get it. Just do as I say for now.
TaichiYes sir!
TaichiOUCH~!
TsuzuruDon't cut that part!
TaichiOWW~!!
TsuzuruDon't touch it!
TaichiIt's tough!
TsuzuruThat one is still alive!
TaichiKYAA~!!
TsuzuruWhat is it this time!?
TaichiWe did it~!
TsuzuruWe did it.... To think that it took an hour to make fried rice....
TaichiI will eat it without cooling it down!
.......
Tsuzuru.....How is it? The taste is supposed to be alright.
TaichiDelici~ous!! It's delicious, Tsuzuru-kun!
TsuzuruWhat a relief.
TaichiIf it tasted like this, it will be fine to let someone eat it.
TsuzuruWhat's that, do you want certain someone to eat this?
TaichiEhehe, more or less~!
TsuzuruCould it be, a girl...
TaichiThere is a girl too~!
TsuzuruIt's not like you will bring it to a home party, right. Like a riajuu[2].
TaichiWhen I go back home, I want to make one for my siblings, see.
Tsuzuru....Heeh, that's just like an eldest son.
TaichiI am originally an eldest son, after all!
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  1. O-Bon and year-end festivals.
  2. The opposite of otaku. Someone who has fulfilling life.